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Originally posted by shavixmirRobert De Niro arguably the greatest actor of the 21st century was auditioning for his latest part as a stick insect, called sticky in The redhot pawn chess site musical. Unfortuneately he just couldn't quite grasp the character no matter how hard he tried and the lead part eventually went to Hugh Grant for his perfect woody performance...
Robert De Niro
Red hot pawn chess site
A stick insect.
1) Ironman31
2) Jimmy savilles chair
3) Cheetah
Originally posted by Jay PeateaSitting in his "Jimmy Saville chair", Ironman31 was ranting in a drunken stupor, "I'M NO F***ING CHEATER!!!!! YOU GOT THAT?!!!" The people in the pub turned abruptly at him noticing he was not talking to anybody in particular.
Robert De Niro arguably the greatest actor of the 21st century was auditioning for his latest part as a stick insect, called sticky in The redhot pawn chess site musical. Unfortuneately he just couldn't quite grasp the character no matter how hard he tried and the lead part eventually went to Hugh Grant for his perfect woody performance...
1) Ironman31
2) Jimmy savilles chair
3) Cheetah
"I COULD WIPE THE FLOOR WITH ALL OF YOUR A$$E$!!!! YOU GOT THAT!!!! CALL ME A CHEATER?!!! I COULD OPEN A...."
"Excuse me?". Ironman31 felt a tug on his arm. He could not believe his eyes and nobody else was reacting to what he was seeing. He rubbed his eyes and sure enough what he saw was still there.
"I think you might have had enough to drink, don't you?", said the voice.
Ironman31 still trying to wrap his head around what was going on felt stupid but answered the voice, "Ummm, yeah. I guess I might have."
"What are you so upset about?", the cheetah said to him licking his left front paw, smoking a cigarette in the other. "Obviously you are not a cheetah but most people would love to be one. My speed for one thing. My extremely fast digestive track. I mean I can eat an entire leg of lamb and not gain an ounce. Why would anyone confuse you for a cheetah in the first place, if I may ask?"
Ironman31 sobered up quickly but was convinced now his pint was laced with some hallucinogenic. Making sure nobody else was noticing he carried on his conversation.
"No I was accused of being a 'cheater' and not a 'cheetah'".
"Oh", replied the cheetah. "That makes more sense. What did you cheat at?"
"I didn't cheat. I was accused of cheating at chess".
"I see.", said the cheetah. "Well where's your car? You are in no shape to drive."
Ironman31 handed over his car keys to the cheetah and the two drove back to his flat.
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Spongebob Squarepants
a butterfly knife
The 8th circle of Hell
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Originally posted by Joe FistObituary :- Sponge Bob Square Pants 14/09/2005
Sitting in his "Jimmy Saville chair", Ironman31 was ranting in a drunken stupor, "I'M NO F***ING CHEATER!!!!! YOU GOT THAT?!!!" The people in the pub turned abruptly at him noticing he was not talking to anybody in particular.
"I COULD WIPE THE FLOOR WITH ALL OF YOUR A$$E$!!!! YOU GOT THAT!!!! CALL ME A CHEATER?!!! I COULD OPEN A...."
"E ...[text shortened]... ove back to his flat.
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Spongebob Squarepants
a butterfly knife
The 8th circle of Hell
Sponge Bob Square Pants or Spongy Pants as he was known to his friends died in a freak car accident which occurred when he finally managed to get off the circle of hell, the M25, after his 8th revolution. With a career in showbiz spanning nearly twenty years he was best known for the TV series & the Film that bears his name. However behind the screen, spongy was an accomplished author & song writer. Writing under the name as Archy Sorebottom he will be best remembered for the 1995 booker prize runner up Spanky Spank, Spanky Me published under the mills & boon fetish label. His most famous song about a holiday island in Thailand entitled A Bali song for my wifes heart was controversly band in the phillippines after several fans mis-read the title and killed their spouses with balisongs (the phillipino version of a butterfly knife).
1) no1marauder
2) USS enterprise (to boldly go where no man has gone before)
3) The Grinch