10 reasons why Tori Amos blows

1) The Beekeeper
2) Little Earthquakes
3) Scarlet's Walk
4) Under the Pink
5) Boys for Pele
6) Strange Little Girls
7) From the Choirgirl Hotel
8) Y KANT TORI READ
9) To Venus and Back
10) Tales of a Librarian

Aha.
Go back to your depraved little world.

Originally posted by hopscotch
1) The Beekeeper
2) Little Earthquakes
3) Scarlet's Walk
4) Under the Pink
5) Boys for Pele
6) Strange Little Girls
7) From the Choirgirl Hotel
8) Y KANT TORI READ
9) To Venus and Back
10) Tales of a Librarian

This isn't a rule, but in my experience I have found most women named Tori usually blow.

Tori Amos is so dumb! And here's why:

"I think that people who can't believe in faeries aren't worth knowing. I just think that alternate realities make you a good writer. If your work is any more than one dimension, you believe in faeries."

- Tori Amos

"We are all fairies living underneath a leaf of a lily pad."

- Tori Amos

"Yeah, I believe in fairies and that they exist. I mean, they talk to me. Our world is just as real as theirs, do you know what I mean?"

- Tori Amos

Originally posted by zakkwylder
This isn't a rule, but in my experience I have found most women named Tori usually blow.

Originally posted by underfelt
Perhaps women with names ending in "i" / "y" / “ie” are predisposed to blowing, and adult entertainment in general?
(debbie / candi / cindy / pami)

Lalalala I can't hear any of you. Darv, like my avatar?

Originally posted by Starrman
Lalalala I can't hear any of you. Darv, like my avatar?

Do you believe in faeries, Starrman?

Originally posted by darvlay
Do you believe in faeries, Starrman?