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  1. Standard memberHand of Hecate
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    18 Jan '17 02:27
    1. Crock pot surprise.
    2. Throw it on your neighbours roof for a special treat.
    3. Stuff it in your shorts and head to your Doc complaining of unusual groinal swelling.
    4. Make yourself a "Coon-o-pault" and fire that thing onto a major highway.
    5. Gut it and make yourself a fancy hat.
    6. If you only have one leg, stuff your foot in its bum hole for a cozy slipper.
    7. Spray paint it like a rebel flag and run it up a flagpole.
    8. Beat your friend Mike with it the next time he cheats at cards.
    9. Stuff it into a food bank collection box.
    10. Mail it to Syria labeled as a peace offering.
  2. Standard memberHandyAndy
    Non sum qualis eram
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    18 Jan '17 03:41
    11. Out of respect, spell it raccoon.
  3. Standard memberHand of Hecate
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    18 Jan '17 04:14
    Originally posted by HandyAndy
    11. Out of respect, spell it raccoon.
    Good catch Andycapped.
  4. Standard memberSeitse
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    18 Jan '17 06:19
    12. Skin it, remove the fat from the inner hide, boil that and make the
    world's best remedy for pulmonary afflictions.

    * Not a joke. It is a natural remedy which, when rubbed on the chest of
    people with bronchitis or the like, improves the breathing. I learned it from
    Sitting Bull himself.
  5. Standard memberwolfgang59
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    18 Jan '17 11:50
    Originally posted by Seitse
    12. Skin it, remove the fat from the inner hide, boil that and make the
    world's best remedy for pulmonary afflictions.

    * Not a joke. It is a natural remedy which, when rubbed on the chest of
    people with bronchitis or the like, improves the breathing. I learned it from
    Sitting Bull himself.
    Thanks for that addendum ... else we would have thought it was bull sit. 😀
  6. Standard memberHand of Hecate
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    18 Jan '17 12:22
    Originally posted by wolfgang59
    Thanks for that addendum ... else we would have thought it was bull sit. 😀
    This thread is clearly not being given the serious consideration it deserves.
  7. SubscriberVery Rusty
    Treat Everyone Equal
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    18 Jan '17 13:36
    Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
    This thread is clearly not being given the serious consideration it deserves.
    hoh,

    Probably nothing to do with the thread, just you! 😛

    -VR
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