10 Uses For A Dead Racoon

1. Crock pot surprise.
2. Throw it on your neighbours roof for a special treat.
3. Stuff it in your shorts and head to your Doc complaining of unusual groinal swelling.
4. Make yourself a "Coon-o-pault" and fire that thing onto a major highway.
5. Gut it and make yourself a fancy hat.
6. If you only have one leg, stuff your foot in its bum hole for a cozy slipper.
7. Spray paint it like a rebel flag and run it up a flagpole.
8. Beat your friend Mike with it the next time he cheats at cards.
9. Stuff it into a food bank collection box.
10. Mail it to Syria labeled as a peace offering.

11. Out of respect, spell it raccoon.

Originally posted by HandyAndy
11. Out of respect, spell it raccoon.

12. Skin it, remove the fat from the inner hide, boil that and make the
world's best remedy for pulmonary afflictions.

* Not a joke. It is a natural remedy which, when rubbed on the chest of
people with bronchitis or the like, improves the breathing. I learned it from
Sitting Bull himself.

Originally posted by Seitse
12. Skin it, remove the fat from the inner hide, boil that and make the
world's best remedy for pulmonary afflictions.

* Not a joke. It is a natural remedy which, when rubbed on the chest of
people with bronchitis or the like, improves the breathing. I learned it from
Sitting Bull himself.

Originally posted by wolfgang59
Thanks for that addendum ... else we would have thought it was bull sit. 😀

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
This thread is clearly not being given the serious consideration it deserves.