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101 Inescapable Facts




1. All of us, as human beings, will eventually die a physical death.


2. The causes of our deaths will be identical... shortness of breath.


3. Every coward continues to die many times before his/her death.


4. All of us occasionally portray ourselves as something we're not.


5. When hyperinflation kicks in, there'll still be 16 oz. in a pound.




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When me and my lady lie in bed at night, sometimes she thinks it's funny to let one rip and then try and pull the blankets over my head. She's so damn cute but, Lordy, is her gas ever acrid! I get nailed every time.

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Oops! Thought that said 101 Inescapable Farts.

My bad!

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Originally posted by darvlay
When me and my lady lie in bed at night, sometimes she thinks it's funny to let one rip and then try and pull the blankets over my head. She's so damn cute but, Lordy, is her gas ever acrid! I get nailed every time.
She does the same thing to me in my bed too...

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
101 Inescapable Facts




1. All of us, as human beings, will eventually die a physical death.


2. The causes of our deaths will be identical... shortness of breath.


3. Every coward continues to die many times before his/her death.


4. All of us occasionally portray ourselves as something we're not.


5. When hyperinflation kicks in, there'll still be 16 oz. in a pound.




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#9. Pseudo self esteem displays the tragic flaw of a macho/hero image

which is impervious to reprimand, self centered and childish for life.




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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
3. Every coward continues to die many times before his/her death.
Does this mean the cowards are the bravest of all?

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Originally posted by darvlay
Oops! Thought that said 101 Inescapable Farts.

My bad!
I laughed out loud at that. I am so immature. 😞

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
I laughed out loud at that. I am so immature. 😞
I'm not as amused.

P-

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
#9. Pseudo self esteem displays the tragic flaw of a macho/hero image

which is impervious to reprimand, self centered and childish for life.




#13. In all conversations, face to face or in cyberspace, fewer people

will add something of value (+) than subtract value (-). Count on it.





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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
#13. In all conversations, face to face or in cyberspace, fewer people

will add something of value (+) than subtract value (-). Count on it.
That's only because you keep posting.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
#13. In all conversations, face to face or in cyberspace, fewer people

will add something of value (+) than subtract value (-). Count on it.





#15. Unhappy people build their 'happiness' on the unhappiness of

others, just as the weak attempt to borrow strength from the strong.





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#16 This thread is cack.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
#15. Unhappy people build their 'happiness' on the unhappiness of

others, just as the weak attempt to borrow strength from the strong.
That "analogy" doesn't work.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
#16 This thread is cack.
Hi, Huck. Where you been hiding? If you had been around earlier, we could've

co-launched the thread with the title "101 Inescapable Left Handed Cack Facts".




😀




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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Hi, Huck. Where you been hiding? If you had been around earlier, we could've

co-launched the thread with the title "101 Inescapable Left Handed Cack Facts".




😀




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You mean bump up your last 101 threads?