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101 Inescapable Facts

101 Inescapable Facts

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Originally posted by Nordlys
That "analogy" doesn't work.
Faulty premise. There is no formal analogy, only an inference regarding the resemblance of various behavior patterns of immature people.





#22. ____________

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Ignorance is contagous................................and there is no cure.

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24. Just when you thought it was safe GB will start another crappy thread

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Originally posted by adramforall
24. Just when you thought it was safe GB will start another crappy thread
25. Fear and fret not. No matter how bad it gets, remember these are the good old days we will look back upon and that they shall soon pass.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
1. All of us, as human beings, will eventually die a physical death.
Since you already mentioned death...

26. There will always be taxes.

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Originally posted by Raven69
Since you already mentioned death...

26. All of us will always pay taxes.
WRONG! 😀

Edit: 27. All of us will try to escape something in Life! 😉

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Originally posted by mikelom
WRONG! 😀

Edit: 27. All of us will try to escape something in Life! 😉
28. There are many less noticeable and often hidden taxes. Lottery tickets and 'instant winner' cards, for example, are a tax on the stupid.



😀

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Originally posted by mikelom
WRONG! 😀
Fixed!~

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Originally posted by Raven69
Fixed!~
30. Let's hope there will always be good hearted souls willing to come behind with mop and pail (and White Out) to fix and tidy things up.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
30. Let's hope there will always be good hearted souls willing to come behind with mop and pail (and White Out) to fix and tidy things up.
31. I am a janitor.

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Originally posted by mikelom
31. I am a janitor.
32. And I, proudly, recently promoted to janitor's assistant. My 2009 next step career goal is apprentice.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
32. And I, proudly, recently promoted to janitor's assistant. My 2009 next step career goal is apprentice.
33. I am still in the quagmire?

34. Accountants are amazing people! 😛

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35. Life's not fair.

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Originally posted by Raven69
35. Life's not fair.
36. You can lose every single thing that you have, but as long as you keep your sense of humour, you'll be fine.

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Originally posted by hopscotch
36. You can lose every single thing that you have, but as long as you keep your sense of humour, you'll be fine.
The more money you make, the more money you spend.