101 ways to kill an internet forum dead

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2. Ignore it [with our own Culture and Sports Forums as examples].

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4. Blow into its nose.

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6. Outsource the grooming to a rabbit.

Originally posted by FMF
6. Outsource the grooming to a rabbit.

7. Troll.

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
7. Troll.

8. Do something metaphorically immoral in another poster's shoe.

Originally posted by FMF
8. Do something metaphorically immoral in another poster's shoe.

9. Regard other "internet forum" contributors as though they're numbers rather than neighbors as previously noted.by @Pianoman1.....

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
9. Regard other "internet forum" contributors as though they're numbers rather than neighbors as previously noted.by @Pianoman1.....

10. Exposing one's forum "legs" like an impulsive nutty geriatric.

Originally posted by FMF
10. Exposing one's forum "legs" like an impulsive nutty geriatric.

11. Posting after drinking cheap lager rather than the usual half decent bottle of wine.

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Thank you.

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12. Trying too hard ~with one's posting ~ to lead the forum community across a carpet of clouds which opens up into a beautiful sunlit garden after a rain shower. 😲