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Read where the the Olympians exhausted the allotment of 100,000 condoms for the Olympic Village. They had to air drop 8500 more. It must have looked like Haiti seeing these kids crying in the streets for more. That is 14 for each athlete, trainer and coach. They should all get a gold medal. I figure the curlers used about 2 each and Ohno around 75 or so. The snowboarders? hate to think of it.

It is a new Winter Olympic record. the Summer Olympic record was set in Athens with 130,000.

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Originally posted by badmoon
Read where the the Olympians exhausted the allotment of 100,000 condoms for the Olympic Village. They had to air drop 8500 more. It must have looked like Haiti seeing these kids crying in the streets for more. That is 14 for each athlete, trainer and coach. They should all get a gold medal. I figure the curlers used about 2 each and Ohno around 75 or s ...[text shortened]...

It is a new Winter Olympic record. the Summer Olympic record was set in Athens with 130,000.
Geeze, you would think they would go through more at the winter games!

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Originally posted by badmoon
Read where the the Olympians exhausted the allotment of 100,000 condoms for the Olympic Village. They had to air drop 8500 more. It must have looked like Haiti seeing these kids crying in the streets for more. That is 14 for each athlete, trainer and coach. They should all get a gold medal. I figure the curlers used about 2 each and Ohno around 75 or s ...[text shortened]...

It is a new Winter Olympic record. the Summer Olympic record was set in Athens with 130,000.
I thought this was going to be a spoof of 525,600 Minutes. 😞

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Originally posted by badmoon
Read where the the Olympians exhausted the allotment of 100,000 condoms for the Olympic Village. They had to air drop 8500 more. It must have looked like Haiti seeing these kids crying in the streets for more. That is 14 for each athlete, trainer and coach. They should all get a gold medal. I figure the curlers used about 2 each and Ohno around 75 or s ...[text shortened]...

It is a new Winter Olympic record. the Summer Olympic record was set in Athens with 130,000.
Guessing the 2010 competitive losers used the highest percentage... and that the gold, silver and bronze winners saved their

wad as they did by mandate way back in Ancient Greece when Greece was Greece and men were men, rather than macho boys.



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Originally posted by badmoon
Read where the the Olympians exhausted the allotment of 100,000 condoms for the Olympic Village. They had to air drop 8500 more. It must have looked like Haiti seeing these kids crying in the streets for more. That is 14 for each athlete, trainer and coach. They should all get a gold medal. I figure the curlers used about 2 each and Ohno around 75 or s ...[text shortened]...

It is a new Winter Olympic record. the Summer Olympic record was set in Athens with 130,000.
Apparently someone put a little prick in each condom and ruined the batch.

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Originally posted by adramforall
Apparently someone put a little prick in each condom and ruined the batch.
Corporate strategy... same company manufactures baby bottle nipples.

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They didn't use up all of the allotment in Turin. They sold the rest on ebey. What was wrong in Turin? Why such a low libido?

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What bugs me is that those bastards are having sex and fun
partially paid with my taxes, and they're not bringing a single
gold medal back home.

Not even a damn postcard I have received from them*!

* Maybe they're too busy playing with condoms.

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Makes sense to me. They practice hard, don't they?

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No pun intended, right?

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lets be honest now - this is what they have actually been doing with them:

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Originally posted by badmoon
They didn't use up all of the allotment in Turin. They sold the rest on ebey. What was wrong in Turin? Why such a low libido?
unibrows


Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Guessing the 2010 competitive losers used the highest percentage... and that the gold, silver and bronze winners saved their

wad as they did by mandate way back in Ancient Greece when Greece was Greece and men were men, rather than macho boys.



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That right! Real men abuse their wives, compete naked and diddle little boys!

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http://video.adultswim.com/aqua-teen-hunger-force/rubberman.html

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
That right! Real men abuse their wives, compete naked and diddle little boys!
your point?