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13 year old little girl

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Buy her a 12 gauge shotgun and she can blow Bogmann's head to smithereens and get off charges on account of her age.
All better ..

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Originally posted by KneverKnight
Buy her a 12 gauge shotgun and she can blow Bogmann's head to smithereens and get off charges on account of her age.
All better ..
no she can't because that only applies when they are under the age of 10.

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Originally posted by Freddie2004
no she can't because that only applies when they are under the age of 10.
Dang.
Well, there's always Plan B.

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I'll help you if you'll help me... I'm desperately looking for something to get my uncle for christmas... (mid-forties, acts like he's 20... well, or 5, depending on the situation... cool guy).
Your sister... well, I'm getting my little sister (12) a big eminem calendar for her room as she is a big fan.
I like the idea with the chess set with teaching her, but she might be a bit young to like it, I know my sister doesn't like it much (I suspect because it's not girly.... hey, she only ever plays here (sometimes) 😀).
Otherwise I'd recommend one of those trendy classes (if she likes drawing, sign her up for this special trendy drawing class), but I dunno how much that would cost.
Wait, I have a nice one: As a present, redecorate her room according to her wishes, eg. paint the walls a different color, move around furniture etc.
Come on, is that brilliant???

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Get her a handle of cheap whiskey and a carton of cigs.

She'll try these things in a few more years, and if you give them to her now the trauma might keep her clean for life.

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Originally posted by GeraldM
Get her a handle of cheap whiskey and a carton of cigs.

She'll try these things in a few more years, and if you give them to her now the trauma might keep her clean for life.
Or give her a few years' head start on her friends.

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Originally posted by GeraldM
Get her a handle of cheap whiskey and a carton of cigs.

She'll try these things in a few more years, and if you give them to her now the trauma might keep her clean for life.
If she's anything like the reprobates hereabouts you'll be too late for that.

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Originally posted by Freddie2004
Dude..they are Scottish....
Dude, it wouldn't matter if they were Chinese....bullies are bullies, no matter what country you're in. This book has good advise for kids who are dealing with bullies.

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get her an umbrella. that way she can keep dry when it's raining.

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Originally posted by Officer Dibble
get her an umbrella. that way she can keep dry when it's raining.
now here we have a real gentleman. an excellent idea.

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a book or a chess set????
i hardly remember what a book is anymore myself and i have read countless thousands of them
most girls hate chess....if she likes chess, thats a good idea
also bowman had a good idea with asking that player (the account number) in a private message
i like to give gift cards myself
get her one from her favorite store

i myself would really like a jaques of london chess set
message me ill give you my PO box lol

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By her a present machine. It's the gift that keeps on giving. *buh dum chish*

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The greatest gift is something money can't buy...















A robot monkey.

(Sorry, Ark.)

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Originally posted by dottewell
The greatest gift is something money can't buy...















A robot monkey.

(Sorry, Ark.)
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

but seriously, that's not cool. Not to mention, I'd imagine that one could buy a robot monkey with enough money.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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