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not quite sir....i just have not been demeaned by life yet...i do not
scrape my affections from the curb...i do not look for my education
from what is written on public toilets....no the passing parade of
stupidity does not amuse me....you of course may be highly amused
by your reflection but then i would imagine it is reflected in the neon
light of a beer sign....( now where is that glass of wine i left last thursday in the south wing ? ).

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Originally posted by GENGAR
not quite sir....i just have not been demeaned by life yet...i do not
scrape my affections from the curb...i do not look for my education
from what is written on public toilets....no the passing parade of
stupidity does not amuse me....you of course may be highly amused
by your reflection but then i would imagine it is reflected in the neon
light of a beer sign....( now where is that glass of wine i left last thursday in the south wing ? ).
Just what we all need. A prissy self righteous cloth-eared bint who wants to change the world and the way christians think about it. Wrong forum deary - you're going to hell and by the way - it's Ms skeeter until you get to know me better.

skeeter

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i do not care to know you better...i would rather invite one of jane
austen's more dreary characters to a food fight at the der wienerschinitzel than attend the cotillion with you.....no remark about
religious matters will bother me...my mother the good catholic and my
friend the observant jew will both skip along with me to the mosque..we are not afraid of the foolish ring-a-ding dingbats who might have access to a typewriter ( did i get that right gracie or should
i add a few more insults from the cook's wastebasket before i stop ? )

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Originally posted by GENGAR
we are not afraid of the foolish ring-a-ding dingbats who might have access to a typewriter
This includes you as well.

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Originally posted by GENGAR
we are not afraid of the foolish ring-a-ding dingbats who might have access to a typewriter
However disencouraging I find it to have to agree with Raviotti here, this is a saying that I feel either begs for explanation or will go down in the RHP annals as something that lurks around the Spirituality forum...

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This thread should be put out of its misery.

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i see...ravello sits up at night to try to live up to his moniker....well..
even a dog can scratch at the patio door glass once in a while.

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Originally posted by GENGAR
i see...ravello sits up at night to try to live up to his moniker....well..
even a dog can scratch at the patio door glass once in a while.
Ehm,what's a moniker?

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a name...a title...a synonym...it is like when one yells across the schoolyard at little lulu and screams "hey, you, the stupid on in the
red dress" ....and little orphan annie turns around to answer while little
lulu gets in line for mrs. brown's second grade class and earns another
goody two shoes star.

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Oh my, you're pretty pathetic with this "little lulu" thing.........

.......and silly me to waste time answering such drivel.......

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silly does as silly is

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Originally posted by Ravello
Ehm,what's a moniker?
You know Rav. It's another Lewinski - good for gobbling off ex Presidents and the like. Remember "I did not have sex with that women" ? Well that women was a moniker.

Best advice to all is to simply ignore her and eventually she'll swallow just once to often.

skeeter

PS ...her nick is an anagram of 'ganger' and we all know what they are good for ? eh?

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Originally posted by GENGAR
your posting material indicates you to be a low philistine....
What's shavixmir done to deserve this praise?

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Originally posted by Ragnorak
16 year old guy coming onto me on an internet forum and via PMs...

What should I do? I'm very worried. Does having this guy tell me to take him now make me gay?

Jesus, guide me.

D
Well, for starters, are you gay? If you are, don't sweat the "petty" stuff, pet the "sweaty" stuff. If you are worried, that sends signals that you want to pry the hinges off the closet door from inside, but are afraid you'd never get the door back in place in time for your straight mates who are coming over to play a little poker. When they see that closet door all broken from the inside, they'll understand...just come on out and say it! In fact SCREAM IT!!!

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Originally posted by chancremechanic
Well, for starters, are you gay? If you are, don't sweat the "petty" stuff, pet the "sweaty" stuff. If you are worried, that sends signals that you want to pry the hinges off the closet door from inside, but are afraid you'd never get the door back in place in time for your straight mates who are coming over to play a little poker. When they ...[text shortened]... broken from the inside, they'll understand...just come on out and say it! In fact SCREAM IT!!!
Have you ever had gay sex chancre?