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2011 Year End Joke Review

2011 Year End Joke Review

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Originally posted by robbie carrobie
idiosyncrasies
No need for name calling. 😞

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
[b]"Usted puede descubrir un aumento en el número de lectores de sus mensajes si utilizan sus propios pensamientos / palabras, no las de su amigo Genrikh Chepukaitis."

Te parece?[/b]
I would usually write Vd. as opposed to writing Usted , as it is more formal and sequentially secular to King's Spanish. 😉

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Originally posted by robbie carrobie
me comprehende senor Bob ! 🙂
Robbie, meant to mention that the Chepukaitis quote is one of thirteen which took up

residence in my RHP Profile many moons before my paralysis related sabbatical.

gb

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Dos tacos, un cervesa, por favor.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Robbie, meant to mention that the Chepukaitis quote is one of thirteen which took up

residence in my RHP Profile many moons before my paralysis related sabbatical.

gb
Is the paralysis still in residence? 😀 😉
-MM.

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Originally posted by mikelom
I would usually write Vd. as opposed to writing Usted , as it is more formal and sequentially secular to King's Spanish. 😉
"Por lo general se escribe Vd. a diferencia de la escritura Usted, ya que es más formal y secuencial secular al español Rey."

Bueno. A mí me funciona.

~gb

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Originally posted by mikelom

Is the paralysis still in residence? 😀 😉
-MM.
Thankfully, no, Mike. Began to alleviate by early summer. Strenuus Rehab Regime continued. By August immobility disappeared without a trace. Still working out with weight lifting and strength conditioning several days each week. Thanks for asking.

Bob

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Originally posted by Silverstriker
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving 😞
That joke is funnier the other way 'round...

Richard

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
Better switch back to Spanish. 😉
He had to take a break from that - Google Translate was getting tired.

Richard


R.I.P.

When I was a young minister, a funeral director asked me to hold a grave side service for a homeless man with no family or friends. The funeral was to be at a cemetery way out in the country. This was a new cemetery and this man was the first to be laid to rest there.

I was not familiar with the area and became lost. Being a typical man, of course, I did not ask for directions. I finally found the cemetery about an hour late. The back hoe was there and the crew was eating their lunch. The hearse was nowhere to be seen.

I apologized to the workers for being late. As I looked into the open grave, I saw the vault lid already in place. I told the workers I would not keep them long, but that this was the proper thing to do. The workers, still eating their lunch, gathered around the opening.

I was young and enthusiastic and poured out my heart and soul as I preached. The workers joined in with, "Praise the Lord," "Amen," and "Glory!" I got so into the service that I preached and preached and preached, from Genesis to The Revelation.

When the service was over, I said a prayer and walked to my car. As I opened the door, I heard one of the workers say, "I never saw anything like that before and I've been putting in septic systems for twenty years."


😀

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
[b]R.I.P.

When I was a young minister, a funeral director asked me to hold a grave side service for a homeless man with no family or friends. The funeral was to be at a cemetery way out in the country. This was a new cemetery and this man was the first to be laid to rest there.

I was not familiar with the area and became lost. Being a typical ...[text shortened]... ing like that before and I've been putting in septic systems for twenty years."


😀[/b]
Did this really happen to you, Bobby, or are you gargling again?

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Originally posted by HandyAndy

Did this really happen to you, Bobby, or are you gargling again?
Experimented with Lavoris, Scope and Original Listerene. Nowadays prefer the new and improved flavored options from Listerene. Brush my pearlies with Crest Advanced Formula Toothpaste (no dentures, thank you) and Mouthwash three times a day.

gb

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Since this is a thread about jokes, I thought I'd submit the funniest joke I've heard in recent times.

googlefudge submitted the joke and it goes something like,

"Between my RHP profile and my math dissertations, I have proven the entire world wrong and demonstrated beyond doubt that Agnostics should be classified as Atheists."

At first I thought it was simply a stroke of genius, considering the unparalleled credentials of the claimant. But then I realized. It was just a really funny joke.

And I laughed.


Hard.


And then laughed again.

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Originally posted by sumydid
Since this is a thread about jokes, I thought I'd submit the funniest joke I've heard in recent times.

googlefudge submitted the joke and it goes something like,

"Between my RHP profile and my math dissertations, I have proven the entire world wrong and demonstrated beyond doubt that Agnostics should be classified as Atheists."

At first I tho ...[text shortened]... It was just a really funny joke.

And I laughed.


Hard.


And then laughed again.
At first I thought the joke was, "At first I thought it was simply a stroke of genius, considering the unparalleled credentials of the claimant." But then I realized you meant, "claimed unparalleled credentials".

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Last night I played poker using a deck of Tarot cards.

I got a full house and four people died.