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2011 Year End Joke Review

2011 Year End Joke Review

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"Usted puede descubrir un aumento en el número de lectores de sus mensajes si utilizan sus propios pensamientos / palabras, no las de su amigo Genrikh Chepukaitis."

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The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel.
The realist sees a train coming in the tunnel.
The train driver sees three complete pricks sitting on the railway line.


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The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving 😞


Originally posted by robbie carrobie
I dont think it matters from what source the information comes from, its the quality or
otherwise of the content that we are surely interested in.
Agreed, it doesn't matter. Bobby draws flak because of his fondness for criticizing others for
quoting outside sources (he calls it 'gargling'😉 instead of expressing their personal thoughts.


Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
"Usted puede descubrir un aumento en el número de lectores de sus mensajes si utilizan sus propios pensamientos / palabras, no las de su amigo Genrikh Chepukaitis."

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You're a lot easier to get along with when we can't understand what you're saying. 😉

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
You're a lot easier to get along with when we can't understand what you're saying. 😉
Usted es mucho más fácil llevarse bien con los que no podemos entender

lo que está saying.As siempre respeto su opinión informada, señor.

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
Agreed, it doesn't matter. Bobby draws flak because of his fondness for criticizing others for
quoting outside sources (he calls it 'gargling'😉 instead of expressing their personal thoughts.
ok, i was unaware of our Bobby's idiosyncrasies in this regard. Could it be true GB?

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Originally posted by robbie carrobie
ok, i was unaware of our Bobby's idiosyncrasies in this regard. Could it be true GB?
Of course not, Robbie. As with so many things in these info and opinion rich times we live in, it's prudent to pause to consider

the source. With that perspective, motive becomes as apparent as a superficial strategy or light foot attack in the chess.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Of course not, Robbie. As with so many things in these info and opinion rich times we live in, it's prudent to pause to consider

the source. With that perspective, motive becomes as apparent as a superficial strategy or light foot attack in the chess.

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me comprehende senor Bob ! 🙂


Originally posted by robbie carrobie
I dont think it matters from what source the information comes from, its the quality or
otherwise of the content that we are surely interested in.
Bollocks.

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Originally posted by adramforall
Bollocks.
your maw! merely proffering an opinion without substantiation will not wash, unlike
your face, so either make with the reddies or shut up a yo face.


Originally posted by robbie carrobie
Could it be true GB?
That's like asking Herman Cain if he ever harassed a woman.

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
That's like asking Herman Cain if he ever harassed a woman.
not very big on American politics to be honest, i guess Herman Cain must have longer
arms and further reaching fingers than Mr. Tickle.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Of course not, Robbie. As with so many things in these info and opinion rich times we live in, it's prudent to pause to consider

the source. With that perspective, motive becomes as apparent as a superficial strategy or light foot attack in the chess.
Ad hominem again, Bobby. You're losing your touch.

Better switch back to Spanish. 😉

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