1. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    20 Mar '16 15:30
    Originally posted by Great Big Stees
    Beard wax? Guess I'm not a spiky hipster.😳
    I use a moisturizer for the bald parts of my face, a wax for my beard, a
    tonic for my hair, and I pretend to be masculine while I secretly crave the
    company of men --intimately speaking.
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    20 Mar '16 15:53
    Originally posted by Seitse
    I use a moisturizer for the bald parts of my face, a wax for my beard, a
    tonic for my hair, and I pretend to be masculine while I secretly crave the
    company of men --intimately speaking.
    Hmmm. It would appear that your secret cravings for men are no longer secret. Maybe nobody but me will notice in which case your secret will remain a secret because I am a believer in "What happens in Vegas, or the privacy of the nation's bedrooms, stays there". I hope you find true love.
  3. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    20 Mar '16 16:04
    Originally posted by Great Big Stees
    Hmmm. It would appear that your secret cravings for men are no longer secret. Maybe nobody but me will notice in which case your secret will remain a secret because I am a believer in "What happens in Vegas, or the privacy of the nation's bedrooms, stays there". I hope you find true love.
    Oops!
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    20 Mar '16 19:11
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Oops!
    Oops.
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    20 Mar '16 19:12
    Triple oops 😲
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    24 Mar '16 00:00
    Originally posted by Great Big Stees
    There was no comma, period.
    Colons. Oh yeah, and colonoscopies, too.
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