27 Grand?!

Originally posted by stocken
Hey!? 😠 I'm your friend, damnit! I only sell cars so that people like you
can feel good about yourselves and at the same have the extraordinary
freedom and happiness that only your very own private car can provide. You
can take it or leave it!

And if you take it, know this. You'll get the luxury model with ABS breaks
(a brand new technology to he ...[text shortened]... tanding on the breaks) installed. How's that for a great deal. You
can't go wrong now. 😀

Does it come with a driver?

Originally posted by Nordlys
Does it come with a driver?

Uh, nope. 😕

But for only a couple of thousand more *cough cough* thousand to be
exact, it comes with a computerised auto driver function.

Note, depending on the legislation of your particular country, using the
auto driver may or may not be legal, or even useful since the traffic laws
and the like may differ from the country where the computer system was
written, but I wouldn't worry about it.

Oh, and I am not held responsible for any accidents that could ocurr
while using the auto driver. I have no specific examples as such
accidents has ne*cough cough*er occurred.

So, a deal then? 😀

Originally posted by stocken
Uh, nope. 😕

But for only a couple of thousand more *cough cough* thousand to be
exact, it comes with a computerised auto driver function.

Note, depending on the legislation of your particular country, using the
auto driver may or may not be legal, or even useful since the traffic laws
and the like may differ from the country where the computer s ...[text shortened]... o specific examples as such
accidents has ne*cough cough*er occurred.

So, a deal then? 😀

Can it play chess? Does it come with a cello?

Originally posted by Nordlys
Of course it's not you. That's what I keep telling you. 🙂

Noodles, is "revenges" a real word?

D

Originally posted by Ragnorak
Noodles, is "revenges" a real word?

D

Absolutely.

Originally posted by Phlabibit
That is way too much for a new car.

Agree?

I want the sweet car, but don't have that money.

Drop the price, and I'll [b]consider a new car.

P-[/b]

What kind of car?

Originally posted by rbmorris
What kind of car?

A bobby car.

Originally posted by Nordlys
A bobby car.

Yay! That's my favourite. Perfectly harmless to nature as well. 🙂

Here you can buy mine for only *cough cough* thousand. We'll make it a monthly payment of say 20 USD for *cough cough* years?

http://www.baby-walz.com/boutique/_im1/bilderneu/wh270q80/605450.jpg

Originally posted by Coconut
Buying a brand new car isn't often worth it anyway. I think I got lucky recently and got an '02 Subaru with 65K on it for just 12,000. Suburus often last over 200,000 miles.

I think that salesman saw you coming 😉

Way too much according to Parkers car guide prices

http://www.parkers.co.uk/cars/used-prices/Valuation.aspx?deriv=11595&plate=70&buysell=buy

and that was for a 52 plate with just 40,000 miles on it as well!

😲

Originally posted by Phlabibit
That is way too much for a new car.

Agree?

I want the sweet car, but don't have that money.

Drop the price, and I'll [b]consider a new car.

P-[/b]

I'm sure if you were to ask Tommybear, he'd give you a rock-bottom price.

Originally posted by Nordlys
Can it play chess? Does it come with a cello?

If you plug a laptop that has Fritz installed into the cigarette lighter (I never use the cigarette lighter for cigarettes anyway) then it can play chess. 🙂

I am sure a cello can be thrown....I mean, placed in as well.

Originally posted by stocken
Oh, and I am not held responsible for any accidents that could ocurr while using the auto driver. I have no specific examples as such
accidents has ne*cough cough*er occurred.

So, a deal then? 😀

(12 April 2004, Netherlands) Certain land animals have evolved over the millennia to use speed in the pursuit or prey or avoidance of predators. The cheetah (Acinonyx jubatus) can run as fast as 60 mph over the plains of Africa, and the pronghorn antelope (Antilocapra americana) can reach 55 mph over the plains of North America. Humans (Homo sapiens) are not among these animals built for speed. The very fastest human can achieve a maximum sprint of 16 mph for short distances.
So things were bound to go wrong when a 19-year-old male, driving the A67 highway near the Dutch town of Blerick, sought to impress his two passengers by putting his car on cruise control at 20 mph, getting out of the car, and running alongside it. He planned to jump back in and drive on, but the moment his feet hit the ground, he fell over and slammed headfirst into the asphalt. He was admitted to the hospital with severe brain damage, and died the next day.
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http://darwinawards.com/

I remember reading another story on that site about a woman who left her mobile home on autopilot while she went to get coffee but I can't find it now.

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
things were bound to go wrong when a 19-year-old male, driving the A67 highway near the Dutch town of Blerick, sought to impress his two passengers by putting his car on cruise control at 20 mph, getting out of the car, and running alongside it. He planned to jump back in and drive on, but the moment his feet hit the ground, he fell over and slammed h ...[text shortened]... to the asphalt. He was admitted to the hospital with severe brain damage, and died the next day.

:'(

Horrible. Just horrible.

Originally posted by lausey
If you plug a laptop that has Fritz installed into the cigarette lighter (I never use the cigarette lighter for cigarettes anyway) then it can play chess. 🙂

I am sure a cello can be thrown....I mean, placed in as well.

Hm, so I would get a Bobby Car with a cigarette lighter, a laptop that has Fritz installed, and a cello? How much did you say you want for it, stocken?

Originally posted by Nordlys
Hm, so I would get a Bobby Car with a cigarette lighter, a laptop that has Fritz installed, and a cello? How much did you say you want for it, stocken?

*cough cough* thousand US dollars. 😀

But like I said, we can make a payment plan where you simply pay me $20
USD a month for *cough * years.