My sister was born at ten minutes to midnight on 28th February. One of her best friends at school was born exactly half an hour later in the same year. Her friend had a really big party every four years when she was a kid, and only cards-and-a-cake on three intervening 28ths each time around.
-Removed-I vote: we commission a royal baker to bake a royal cake with divegeester getting his "just reward" from FMF.
I further decree that the cake shall depict divegeester in a state of genuine shock and awe at the "present" from FMF, in such a state as though it was either much larger than expected, or (as is more likely) much, much smaller than expected.
Afterwards (and with considerable deference to decorum) the two shall be photographed in resigned repose, as though none were disappointed, either in the giving or the half-hearted taking.
All in favor?
