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3 lovers, 2 shrinks, 1 weekend and me

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Originally posted by angie88
slut 😛
The penis wiggling incident bothers me, as it happened kinda near me... *sigh* just promise me you won't go around masturbating at old ladies sitting in cafes when you come visit me, ok?
But I just loved the married one's reaction... that had me laughing my head off. But I have to say it again... slut.
And now, stop posting all these funny thing ...[text shortened]... omework... don't you agree?
*Sigh* I'd better get going now though... no moves for tonight 🙁
is it math homework? I'll do it.

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Originally posted by Coconut
is it math homework? I'll do it.
What a doormat you are.

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Originally posted by Coconut
is it math homework? I'll do it.
no, maths is easy and I can mostly motivate myself to do it. It was German, and thankfully it only involved reading... though it was an interesting read for sure... " Are languages nomenclatures?" and "Language is not an exact effigy of reality"
*sigh* thank god I'm done with that now.

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I have a curious urge to attempt to direct traffic with my penis.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I have a curious urge to attempt to direct traffic with my penis.
How do you like my new avatar? My arts class today had a really motivating effect on me 😀

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Originally posted by angie88
*sigh* thank god I'm done with that now.
Did he help you read?

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Did he help you read?
No, I actually managed to do it on my own 😛
Wasn't difficult to read, just extraordinarily boring.

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Originally posted by angie88
No, I actually managed to do it on my own 😛
Wasn't difficult to read, just extraordinarily boring.
So why do you thank him?

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Originally posted by Nordlys
So why do you thank him?
krümelkacker 😛

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Originally posted by angie88
krümelkacker 😛
Who, god? 😛

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Originally posted by Coconut
why do I always meet girls in their "hate boys" stage?
I have a feeling it develops pretty much immediately upon your meeting.

D

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Originally posted by Ragnorak
I have a feeling it develops pretty much immediately upon your meeting.

D
Lol, gets my wreck.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
The other week I was sat in a small office talking to my psychiatrist. This
shrink is not to be confused with my sleep therapist, that is a totally
different person altogether. Yes, I've obviously lost the plot on so many
levels that one institution just isn't enough.

"Mark," she said, for people don't call me Shavixmir in daily life, "one o ...[text shortened]... h the door:
"So...there's no chance of a shag then?"

I cannot write what her answer was.
The obvious answer to you problems ? - Ditch the therapist .

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I have a curious urge to attempt to direct traffic with my penis.
That is pretty bizarre...

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I have a curious urge to attempt to direct traffic with my penis.
Directing them 2 a 'short cut' maybe....