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4 chairs and a bear

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...a small house by the lake...a kitchen...in the kitchen a wooden table painted a light blue...4 chairs around the blue table...one brown, one green,
one white and one red...outside the window is a bear...a medium sized bear...he holds a baretta...he is not a police bear...you notice that the phone line is cut...

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Originally posted by reinfeld
...a small house by the lake...a kitchen...in the kitchen a wooden table painted a light blue...4 chairs around the blue table...one brown, one green,
one white and one red...outside the window is a bear...a medium sized bear...he holds a baretta...he is not a police bear...you notice that the phone line is cut...
This is riveting!

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Originally posted by reinfeld
...a small house by the lake...a kitchen...in the kitchen a wooden table painted a light blue...4 chairs around the blue table...one brown, one green,
one white and one red...outside the window is a bear...a medium sized bear...he holds a baretta...he is not a police bear...you notice that the phone line is cut...
Way better than the pre-marital sex/abortion thread ๐Ÿ™‚.

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..the bear pulls back the safety...she looks over her shoulder and then holds up her left hand...looking off to the left she holds out three fingers and waves her land off to the left (..a signal for confederates to barrack the out buildings and head for the left side of the dwelling ? )...you decide not
to panic...the clock ticks slowly..the second hand seems to drip like molasses down the clock face..time is sticking to you like sweat...

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Originally posted by reinfeld
..the bear pulls back the safety...she looks over her shoulder and then holds up her left hand...looking off to the left she holds out three fingers and waves her land off to the left (..a signal for confederates to barrack the out buildings and head for the left side of the dwelling ? )...you decide not
to panic...the clock ticks slowly..the second hand seems to drip like molasses down the clock face..time is sticking to you like sweat...
Have I ever mentioned that I have difficulty understanding your posts?

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....you did not think they would remember...it has been many years since
don bear swore vengence on her...but the family never forgets, do they ?...you look over shoulder..there she is...they have come for her...you decide that it is better her than the both of you...you walk over to her and pull the catheter from her neck...you pick up the urine bag that sits on the side of the wheel chair and you put it in her lap...lighting a cigarette..you take a drag..then you put it in her mouth ..."sorry, honey..the bears are here" you say...then you roll her wheelchair to the toward the front door...you can smell bear sweat coming over the transom..the bears must be nervous too you think..."ok..stand back..we are coming out" you yell...you hear nothing...you open the front door...4 bears stand about 10 feet away...you push the wheelchair forward out the door...you take the rest of the cigarette out of her mouth and take another drag...then you push her out the door and the wheelchair starts
rolling down the slope toward the bears..you shut the door...take one last drag on the cig and rub it out on the bureau...bye goldilocks...

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
Have I ever mentioned that I have difficulty understanding your posts?
Please keep up.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Please keep up.

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I think he must write his dreams down or something.

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
I think he must write his dreams down or something.
You don't?

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L)

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
You don't?
No, I don't. This is my only explanation for such odd "stories."

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
No, I don't. This is my only explanation for such odd "stories."
Maybe reinfeld is sleep-typing.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Maybe reinfeld is sleep-typing.
Even better.

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Originally posted by reinfeld
...a small house by the lake...a kitchen...in the kitchen a wooden table painted a light blue...4 chairs around the blue table...one brown, one green,
one white and one red...outside the window is a bear...a medium sized bear...he holds a baretta...he is not a police bear...you notice that the phone line is cut...
...and a comb, and a brush,
and a bowl full of mush.

And a quiet old lady whispering, "hush".

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Originally posted by reinfeld
...a small house by the lake...a kitchen...in the kitchen a wooden table painted a light blue...4 chairs around the blue table...one brown, one green,
one white and one red...outside the window is a bear...a medium sized bear...he holds a baretta...he is not a police bear...you notice that the phone line is cut...
I've had bears in the back yard this week ~ big smelly, destructive hairy critters... even the deer are getting nervous... not to mention the cats ๐Ÿ˜ฒ

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