Originally posted by royalchickenHow could I? I lack mind reading skills and the WP and its membership exists only in the tortured mind of Ivanhoe. He is the only one who can grant or withhold membership in the organization he hates and fears so much, yet oddly it's pretended existence apparently is what gives his life meaning. It's quite a conundrum for him; on the one hand, if he was ever able to smash this vile conspiracy he is sure he would be hailed as the long suffering hero he perceives himself to be. Yet on the other hand, what other heroic deed of such magnitude would be left for him to accomplish? What else could he do that would give him the great satisfaction of struggling against such a titantic enemy that threatens everything he pretends to hold dear?
Ivan, marauder PMed me promising he'd never post again if you provide a definitive list of WP members...
Originally posted by no1marauderApparently someone else recced that between my reading it and my reccing it, so that when I hit 'recommend', it looked as though I double-recced it.
How could I? I lack mind reading skills and the WP and its membership exists only in the tortured mind of Ivanhoe. He is the only one who can grant or withhold membership in the organization he hates and fears so much, yet oddly it's pretended existence apparently is what gives his life meaning. It's quite a conundrum for him; on the one hand, if he was ...[text shortened]... f struggling against such a titantic enemy that threatens everything he pretends to hold dear?
HOOOOOOOOOOOWL!!!!
Originally posted by ivanhoeNo, I remember the haikus. You're right, bbarr and I were discussing foetus-boiling technique and devil worship. Either that, or we were parodying a woman who's poetry is a bit pedestrian. I can't remember which.
Absolutely not ! It is fabulously interesting to see how people get things mixed up in their memories. Ha ha ha ..... 😀
Originally posted by no1marauderHo ho ho .... it is you who is the "Valiant Warrior Against Prejudice and Bigotry" ..... not me ..... you are the hero, not me.
How could I? I lack mind reading skills and the WP and its membership exists only in the tortured mind of Ivanhoe. He is the only one who can grant or withhold membership in the organization he hates and fears so much, yet oddly it's pretended existence apparently is what gives his life meaning. It's quite a conundrum for him; on the one hand, if he was ...[text shortened]... f struggling against such a titantic enemy that threatens everything he pretends to hold dear?
Why is it you always manage to put the world upside down, marauder ?
Originally posted by ivanhoeIf something like which way up things are is a matter of perspective, perhaps we should have a vote. All those who think Ivanhoe is standing on his head give a Roman salute.
Ho ho ho .... it is you who is the "Valiant Warrior Against Prejudice and Bigotry" ..... not me ..... you are the hero, not me.
Why is it you always manage to put the world upside down, marauder ?
Originally posted by royalchickenHa, just admit it, no1marauder only got so many recs because the Wolfpack has the ability to give double-recs. It's all part of the conspiracy.
Apparently someone else recced that between my reading it and my reccing it, so that when I hit 'recommend', it looked as though I double-recced it.
HOOOOOOOOOOOWL!!!!
Originally posted by StarrmanNot only is ivanhoe standing on his head, his vision is like a non-isometric map of the world. Specifically, it makes some things appear much larger than they actually are; we're actually chihuahuas, not wolves.
If something like which way up things are is a matter of perspective, perhaps we should have a vote. All those who think Ivanhoe is standing on his head give a Roman salute.
@ivan: Yes, Norma McCorvey is a total pimp, so Ben and I were talking about pimps on that fateful EST evening.
Originally posted by NordlysWe can also give recs visible only to other WP members, and we can make our posts look to ivanhoe as though they have more recs than they do, to further enlarge the importance of the WP in his mind.
Ha, just admit it, no1marauder only got so many recs because the Wolfpack has the ability to give double-recs. It's all part of the conspiracy.
Originally posted by royalchickenYou do that RC and make sure these recs aren't infected with the bird flu ..... or are wolves immune to this disease ?
We can also give recs visible only to other WP members, and we can make our posts look to ivanhoe as though they have more recs than they do, to further enlarge the importance of the WP in his mind.