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Originally posted by royalchicken
Ivan, marauder PMed me promising he'd never post again if you provide a definitive list of WP members...
How could I? I lack mind reading skills and the WP and its membership exists only in the tortured mind of Ivanhoe. He is the only one who can grant or withhold membership in the organization he hates and fears so much, yet oddly it's pretended existence apparently is what gives his life meaning. It's quite a conundrum for him; on the one hand, if he was ever able to smash this vile conspiracy he is sure he would be hailed as the long suffering hero he perceives himself to be. Yet on the other hand, what other heroic deed of such magnitude would be left for him to accomplish? What else could he do that would give him the great satisfaction of struggling against such a titantic enemy that threatens everything he pretends to hold dear?

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Originally posted by Ravello
Oh yeah,I remember that you moaned and bitched because in one Haiku there was the outrageous word "pimp".........
Absolutely not ! It is fabulously interesting to see how people get things mixed up in their memories. Ha ha ha ..... 😀

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Originally posted by no1marauder
How could I? I lack mind reading skills and the WP and its membership exists only in the tortured mind of Ivanhoe. He is the only one who can grant or withhold membership in the organization he hates and fears so much, yet oddly it's pretended existence apparently is what gives his life meaning. It's quite a conundrum for him; on the one hand, if he was ...[text shortened]... f struggling against such a titantic enemy that threatens everything he pretends to hold dear?
Apparently someone else recced that between my reading it and my reccing it, so that when I hit 'recommend', it looked as though I double-recced it.

HOOOOOOOOOOOWL!!!!

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Originally posted by ivanhoe
How is it possible to turn civil posts into poison by posting them here at RHP ?
When you distribute adult material to children, they change from reasonable posts to poison. Do you also give beer and cigarettes out at the local Jr. High?

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Originally posted by ivanhoe
Absolutely not ! It is fabulously interesting to see how people get things mixed up in their memories. Ha ha ha ..... 😀
No, I remember the haikus. You're right, bbarr and I were discussing foetus-boiling technique and devil worship. Either that, or we were parodying a woman who's poetry is a bit pedestrian. I can't remember which.

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Originally posted by no1marauder
How could I? I lack mind reading skills and the WP and its membership exists only in the tortured mind of Ivanhoe. He is the only one who can grant or withhold membership in the organization he hates and fears so much, yet oddly it's pretended existence apparently is what gives his life meaning. It's quite a conundrum for him; on the one hand, if he was ...[text shortened]... f struggling against such a titantic enemy that threatens everything he pretends to hold dear?
Ho ho ho .... it is you who is the "Valiant Warrior Against Prejudice and Bigotry" ..... not me ..... you are the hero, not me.

Why is it you always manage to put the world upside down, marauder ?

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Originally posted by royalchicken
No, I remember the haikus. You're right, bbarr and I were discussing foetus-boiling technique and devil worship. Either that, or we were parodying a woman who's poetry is a bit pedestrian. I can't remember which.
Where the two of you also discussing pimps ?

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Originally posted by ivanhoe
Ho ho ho .... it is you who is the "Valiant Warrior Against Prejudice and Bigotry" ..... not me ..... you are the hero, not me.

Why is it you always manage to put the world upside down, marauder ?
If something like which way up things are is a matter of perspective, perhaps we should have a vote. All those who think Ivanhoe is standing on his head give a Roman salute.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
When you distribute adult material to children, they change from reasonable posts to poison. Do you also give beer and cigarettes out at the local Jr. High?
Adult material ? What was adult about it ?

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The fleas have started to fly

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Originally posted by royalchicken
Apparently someone else recced that between my reading it and my reccing it, so that when I hit 'recommend', it looked as though I double-recced it.

HOOOOOOOOOOOWL!!!!
Ha, just admit it, no1marauder only got so many recs because the Wolfpack has the ability to give double-recs. It's all part of the conspiracy.

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Originally posted by Starrman
If something like which way up things are is a matter of perspective, perhaps we should have a vote. All those who think Ivanhoe is standing on his head give a Roman salute.
Not only is ivanhoe standing on his head, his vision is like a non-isometric map of the world. Specifically, it makes some things appear much larger than they actually are; we're actually chihuahuas, not wolves.

@ivan: Yes, Norma McCorvey is a total pimp, so Ben and I were talking about pimps on that fateful EST evening.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Ha, just admit it, no1marauder only got so many recs because the Wolfpack has the ability to give double-recs. It's all part of the conspiracy.
We can also give recs visible only to other WP members, and we can make our posts look to ivanhoe as though they have more recs than they do, to further enlarge the importance of the WP in his mind.

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Originally posted by Starrman
If something like which way up things are is a matter of perspective, perhaps we should have a vote. All those who think Ivanhoe is standing on his head give a Roman salute.
You want a group hug ? ..... of course without me ..... Meet Starrman my biggest fan ...

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Originally posted by royalchicken
We can also give recs visible only to other WP members, and we can make our posts look to ivanhoe as though they have more recs than they do, to further enlarge the importance of the WP in his mind.
You do that RC and make sure these recs aren't infected with the bird flu ..... or are wolves immune to this disease ?