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Originally posted by ivanhoe
You do that RC and make sure these recs aren't infected with the bird flu ..... or are wolves immune to this disease ?
Ivan, please be more sensitive about issues such as bird flu. I myself had the flu two weeks ago, and while it wasn't bird flu, or anything remotely close epidemiologically speaking, note that 'the flu' and 'bird flu' share a word, so it's close enough that you're hitting a bit of a sore spot there. I know you didn't intend it, but you've devalued my experience of this disease and in so doing have degraded, manipulated, lied to, and betrayed me. One could say you're accidental brown trash.

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Admit it guys .... I bring excitement and quality entertaining to this site. What would you do without me ? Play chess ? How boring ......

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Originally posted by royalchicken
Not only is ivanhoe standing on his head, his vision is like a non-isometric map of the world. Specifically, it makes some things appear much larger than they actually are; we're actually chihuahuas, not wolves.

@ivan: Yes, Norma McCorvey is a total pimp, so Ben and I were talking about pimps on that fateful EST evening.
Ahh, I imagine ivanhoe and Bishop Berkley would have got on famously.

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Originally posted by ivanhoe
You want a group hug ? ..... of course without me ..... Meet Starrman my biggest fan ...
How about that for a deal? You cease posting and I'll admit I have no reason to live.

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Originally posted by royalchicken
Ivan, please be more sensitive about issues such as bird flu. I myself had the flu two weeks ago, and while it wasn't bird flu, or anything remotely close epidemiologically speaking, note that 'the flu' and 'bird flu' share a word, so it's close enough that you're hitting a bit of a sore spot there. I know you didn't intend it, but you've devalued my ...[text shortened]... , manipulated, lied to, and betrayed me. One could say you're accidental brown trash.
I'm so sorry RC. I didn't mean to degrade your flu experience in any way. I hope you will experience it again soon. Enjoy ........ and please, forgive me ...

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Originally posted by ivanhoe
Admit it guys .... I bring excitement and quality entertaining to this site. What would you do without me ?
Actually I have been wondering more what you would do without no1.

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Originally posted by Starrman
Ahh, I imagine ivanhoe and Bishop Berkley would have got on famously.
Is that the bloke who said that the Wolfpack is as big as Ivan sees it as being, until Ivan comes up with a definition of 'big', after which point it's become overly thought-infested?

You're right, they'd spend many happy hours talking at blissful cross-purposes.

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Originally posted by Starrman
How about that for a deal? You cease posting and I'll admit I have no reason to live.
Go and talk to the marauder. I'm sure the two of you can work out a mutually profitable agreement. This is definitely a win-win situation for both of you.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Actually I have been wondering more what you would do without no1.
That's why I asked the marauder to come back.

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Originally posted by royalchicken
Is that the bloke who said that the Wolfpack is as big as Ivan sees it as being, until Ivan comes up with a definition of 'big', after which point it's become overly thought-infested?

You're right, they'd spend many happy hours talking at blissful cross-purposes.
"Esse est percipi"

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Originally posted by aspviper666
The thread title is:5 moments that shook RHP
Not one moment that made us all laugh at a moron.
i can only assume you misread my post.
blobby, not mr blobby.

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Originally posted by royalchicken
Is that the bloke who said that the Wolfpack is as big as Ivan sees it as being, until Ivan comes up with a definition of 'big', after which point it's become overly thought-infested?

You're right, they'd spend many happy hours talking at blissful cross-purposes.
Ivanhoe and BB could put their heads together and tell us the answer to many presing questions:

If a pimpstick falls in the ghetto and all of the witnesses are on crack, did it actually fall?

If a volcano spews hatred and vitriol into a forum all night, but it all gets modded, did it even happen?

Maybe Ivan would get on even better with George Orwell.

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Originally posted by royalchicken
If a volcano spews hatred and vitriol into a forum all night, but it all gets modded, did it even happen?
You have to realize that the mods don't only mod forum posts, they also mod your memories. We can't be sure of anything anymore.

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Originally posted by royalchicken
Ivanhoe and BB could put their heads together and tell us the answer to many presing questions:

If a pimpstick falls in the ghetto and all of the witnesses are on crack, did it actually fall?

If a volcano spews hatred and vitriol into a forum all night, but it all gets modded, did it even happen?

Maybe Ivan would get on even better with George Orwell.
How can I spew hatred and vitriol if these posts were not mine but written by other RHP members, like yourself, on Crib's site Forum Wars ?

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Originally posted by ivanhoe
How can I spew hatred and vitriol if these posts were not mine but written by other RHP members, like yourself, on Crib's site Forum Wars ?
The Hatred and Vitriol Wave Functions don't collapse until the relevant posts actually show up on RHP.