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Originally posted by eagles54
I lost my glass eye!
You suck at oculo-bulbar sodomy.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
You suck at oculo-bulbar sodomy.
bagsy not the wet patch

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want to go again, GOOD!!

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My God, that was crap

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You can clean that up 😠

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Not again! I'm friggin tired.

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(To the x-ray technician at the hospital emergency room):

"I accidentally sat on it."

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(To the judge at your trial):

"She said she was 18."

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Originally posted by pinkthunder
(To the x-ray technician at the hospital emergency room):

"I accidentally sat on it."
"Errr, I was vacuuming naked...."

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(To your doctor, three days later):

"Is it supposed to burn?"

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
"Errr, I was vacuuming naked...."
Hey, this is a true story. My wife works in the operating room as an anesthetist. She had an 85-year-old man come in with a SOFTBALL up "there". "He sat on it."

I guess with 7 DECADES of sex under your belt, at some point you (all) just graduate to a softball up your ass.

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Finish it yourself,good night.

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if it was good, that is... "was it something i said?" some of you are so like you're due thiss...

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Something tastes funny down there.

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Now I'm off to sleep