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5 Words After Sex

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Swallow the lot you bitch.

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Originally posted by pinkthunder
(To the x-ray technician at the hospital emergency room):

"I accidentally sat on it."
(At your front doorstep 6 years later):

Hi, Meet your son Joey.

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That was one tight sheep!!! (",)

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In England...son, listen to your mummy!

In Hollywood...Luke, I am your father!

In Saudi Arabia...that's 27, 31 to go!

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Want to go again dear?

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Originally posted by 7ate9
yes, i haven't finished yet!
Good ,can you roll over?

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Originally posted by 7ate9
it would be my pleasure
great lets go for it

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Oink!? What the bloody hell?!?!

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You disappoint me Daemon Sin.

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