Originally posted by mokkoMy point was that women behave strangely when the painters arrive. Have you ever seen the Roseanne episode where she has PMS?
Was just wondering what your point was.
In response, we do it because we can.
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And eating the corpse is the only true way of avoiding murder charges.
No body, no crime. 😛
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Originally posted by mokkoA few more reasons, from my archives...
It is good to be a woman:
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. Taxis stop for us.
3. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
4. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
5. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
6. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.
A woman can last all day without itching her crotch.
A woman can make a decision without consulting her crotch.
A woman can wear really tight jeans, without irritating her crotch.
A woman can urinate without handling her crotch.
A woman can play sports without a cup over her crotch.
A woman can swim without shrinking her crotch.
A woman can drink alcoholic beverages without losing function of her crotch.
A woman can feel confident without grabbing her crotch.
A woman could fight without falling down after a kick to her crotch.
A woman can have sex again without resting her crotch.
A woman can have multiple orgasms.
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Originally posted by SJ247There's a crotch-ety theme developing, here 😉 Nothing else on your mind SJ? 🙄 Thought so....
A few more reasons, from my archives...
A woman can last all day without itching her crotch.
A woman can make a decision without consulting her crotch.
A woman can wear really tight jeans, without irritating her crotch.
A woman can urinate without handling her crotch.
A woman can play sports without a cup over her crotch.
A woman can swim without ...[text shortened]... ng down after a kick to her crotch.
A woman can have sex again without resting her crotch. 😀
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Originally posted by widget😉
There's a crotch-ety theme developing, here 😉 Nothing else on your mind SJ? 🙄 Thought so....
Yes, it's an annoying word isn't it? One of my least favorite. I especially love it when used like, "crotch in the road", or the sweet racquetball shot in the "crotch of the wall".
Originally posted by SJ247I quite like it, but can think of better but seems to be automatically getting removed!😕
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Yes, it's an annoying word isn't it? One of my least favorite. I especially love it when used like, "crotch in the road", or the sweet racquetball shot in the "crotch of the wall".