Originally posted by mokko7. Because there is no better choice.
It is good to be a woman:
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. Taxis stop for us.
3. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
4. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
5. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
6. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.
Originally posted by mokko
It is good to be a woman:
1. We got off the Titanic first.
Not true, you needed help from the 'male' sailors who manned the life-boats.
2. Taxis stop for us.
Good, since you're not safe to drive on your own, men are happy to avoid further accidents by doing it for you.
3. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
http://homepage.mac.com/mrericmruiz/.Pictures/wizardmonkeyshoes.jpg
4. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
If we forget to shave, we don't care.
5. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
Yeah, kind of makes you wonder about the seriousness of the problems in the first place. Can anyone say 'over-reaction'?
6. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.
After many years practice we have got selective deafness down to a T, we hear, we just let you prattle on most of the time because it means we don't have to offer solutions to your ridiculous issues.
Originally posted by StarrmanGod bless men 😀
Originally posted by mokko
[b]It is good to be a woman:
1. We got off the Titanic first.
Not true, you needed help from the 'male' sailors who manned the life-boats.
2. Taxis stop for us.
Good, since you're not safe to drive on your own, men are happy to avoid further accidents by doing it for you.
3. No fashion faux pas we make ...[text shortened]... of the time because it means we don't have to offer solutions to your ridiculous issues.