Sung to the tune of '16 Tons'
60k Moves
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Some people say boards should be made outta wood
But R.H.P's - for me are as good
For planning and a'fightin' in the King of MAP war...
Though I've made so many moves Vak-n-so has made more!
You make sixty thousand moves
And what d'ya get?
A MAP rebel army that's in need of a vet
With squirrels and raccoons and an elephant too
And Red-Hot-Ted with his Teddy Bear Crew!
But one day you'll see - things are gonna be changed
The MAP leader table's gonna be re-arranged
Rhymester up top - where you know he belongs
With the time to put right all of Vak-n-so's wrongs
You make sixty thousand moves
And what d'ya get?
A MAP rebel army that's in need of a vet
With squirrels and raccoons and an elephant too
And Red-Hot-Ted with his Teddy Bear Crew!
So if you see me coming - better send me a game
Coz in a MAP war - every move is the same
Just look for the red star - with wings either side
Then you can play a part in a'turnin' the tide!
Rhymester