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Originally posted by Ponderable
contradictio in adjecto?
me read too much here... IQ is getting dangerously low... must need go sleep, fill head with IQ points... 😴

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Originally posted by lemon lime
I may be old school, but even an old fart like me knows you don't invite a woman like her out for drinks... you should dress up like Batman and take her to comic con. Trust me, I know what I'm talking about.
Now *that* is brilliant!

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Originally posted by Ponderable
Don't confuse intelligence with wisdom.

IQ says nothing about social operability.

And it probably takes a minimum IQ to be able to post here at all....
you made me go back and change my upvote...
my common sense feels threatened and my iq has been partially damaged...
i hope yer happy...

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Originally posted by Ponderable
contradictio in adjecto?
No... not necessarily. Trolling doesn't require intelligence, but intelligent people can be trolls. IQ doesn't measure common sense, sociability or moral decency.

http://www.logicallyfallacious.com/index.php/logical-fallacies/70-conflicting-conditions

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Originally posted by Ponderable
contradictio in adjecto?
Well, on second thought... yes.

But it was intentional, because I was doing something called illustrating absurdity by being absurd.

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Originally posted by lemon lime
Well, on second thought... yes.

But it was intentional, because I was doing something called illustrating absurdity by being absurd.
You do it very well sir. 😉

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O.k., people, stop spamming this thread. Either you
help me get a date with Suzi or you eff off.

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Originally posted by Seitse
O.k., people, stop spamming this thread. Either you
help me get a date with Suzi or you eff off.
But we have taken a secret vote sir and agreed unanimously that she is way out of your league. (Seriously dude, 'way' out of your league).

Have you considered sheep?

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Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
But we have taken a secret vote sir and agreed unanimously that she is way out of your league. (Seriously dude, 'way' out of your league).

Have you considered sheep?
Been there. Done that.

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Originally posted by Seitse
What is the possibility of you and I, you know, like, getting
together for some drinks and stuff?
she drinks battery acid dude eats nine inch nails and yes she swallows

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Originally posted by Seitse
O.k., people, stop spamming this thread. Either you
help me get a date with Suzi or you eff off.
Hey, do you want our help or don't you?

You need some practice first, so maybe you could start with speed dating. I wouldn't do it, but if you're desperate for a date then why not? And if you manage to go out on a real date (with a real woman) don't blow it by doing something stupid... for instance, don't stare at her breasts like a hungry baby because it sends the wrong message. Admire her hips and say something mature like "Wo, baby... your hips were made for childbearing!" If she seems offended by this don't worry about it, because buried deep down inside her cute little head there will be a very positive primal response... you just have to wait awhile before it takes root and blossoms.

In the meantime be aware of any sharp objects that might happen to be within her reach. And remember, you can make this work as long as you're patient and aware of the dangers.

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Originally posted by lemon lime
Hey, do you want our help or don't you?

You need some practice first, so maybe you could start with speed dating. I wouldn't do it, but if you're desperate for a date then why not? And if you manage to go out on a real date (with a real woman) don't blow it by doing something stupid... for instance, don't stare at her breasts like a hungry baby because ...[text shortened]... reach. And remember, you can make this work as long as you're patient and aware of the dangers.
Dude, I have dated almost anybody I have wanted to. I am irresistible
and my charms knows no boundaries.

I don't need practice. I don't want any date. I want to date Suzi.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Dude, I have dated almost anybody I have wanted to. I am irresistible
and my charms knows no boundaries.

I don't need practice. I don't want any date. I want to date Suzi.
And tomorrow I want to be the next world champion Grand Master... but I'll have to wait until tomorrow.

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I want a date with Suzianne. And, if I must, I will fight with Seitse for it.

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Originally posted by chaney3
I want a date with Suzianne. And, if I must, I will fight with Seitse for it.
When and where do the tickets go on sale? Suzi says she'll accompany me and date the winner.