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He is a middle-aged, stocky man in an exquisit suit. He has a personal driver and he is obviously an authoritative person. Driver transports him to erotic lingerie boutique. He purchases several things and asks the vendor to put a bow on the box.

He then goes to a ballet school and wait for a girl who turns out to be his daughter.

Then he is droven to an apartment where he a girl barely older than his daughter waited for him. He gives her erotic underwear as a present.
she cooks spaghetti for him.

The driver is waiting down there in front of the entrance door.

Then the stocky man tells the driver to get him to sport equipment store and he purchases a baseball bat.

Then he goes into a restaurant and beats the owner

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Originally posted by vandervelde
He is a middle-aged, stocky man in an exquisit suit. He has a personal driver and he is obviously an authoritative person. Driver transports him to erotic lingerie boutique. He purchases several things and asks the vendor to put a bow on the box.

He then goes to a ballet school and wait for a girl who turns out to be his daughter.

Then he is drove ...[text shortened]... ent store and he purchases a baseball bat.

Then he goes into a restaurant and beats the owner
"Middle aged" is a cliche.

Suzianne
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Originally posted by vandervelde
He is a middle-aged, stocky man in an exquisit suit. He has a personal driver and he is obviously an authoritative person. Driver transports him to erotic lingerie boutique. He purchases several things and asks the vendor to put a bow on the box.

He then goes to a ballet school and wait for a girl who turns out to be his daughter.

Then he is drove ...[text shortened]... ent store and he purchases a baseball bat.

Then he goes into a restaurant and beats the owner
I'm not seeing the point of this, I'm afraid.

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Originally posted by vandervelde
He is a middle-aged, stocky man in an exquisit suit. He has a personal driver and he is obviously an authoritative person. Driver transports him to erotic lingerie boutique. He purchases several things and asks the vendor to put a bow on the box.

He then goes to a ballet school and wait for a girl who turns out to be his daughter.

Then he is drove ...[text shortened]... ent store and he purchases a baseball bat.

Then he goes into a restaurant and beats the owner
beats him at chess ?

C
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Originally posted by Suzianne
I'm not seeing the point of this, I'm afraid.
Darned eyes, I was wondering what a diche was. 😞

wolfgang59
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Originally posted by vandervelde
He is a middle-aged, stocky man in an exquisit suit. He has a personal driver and he is obviously an authoritative person. Driver transports him to erotic lingerie boutique. He purchases several things and asks the vendor to put a bow on the box.

He then goes to a ballet school and wait for a girl who turns out to be his daughter.

Then he is drove ...[text shortened]... ent store and he purchases a baseball bat.

Then he goes into a restaurant and beats the owner
Beautiful. Deep. Insightful.

vandervelde

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He is a writer, struggling, slim unshaven, troubled with lack of inspirationa and the bills. He drinks tto much, always in the same suit, wherever he goes he carries his beloved typewriter. He smokes like a chimney. He has a wife who loves him but doesn't understand his art. A small child distracts him from writing and he quarrels with his wife. A brothel is comfort.
Then, all of the sudden, he is striken by inspiration.
He is sitting at the table with his typewriter, hi inserts a sheet of bankpost paper and types Novel by ___________, and then through a chein of dissolving shots his ashtray fills and the days pass. Then he types The End and... he loses the manuscript.
So the real novel or film can begin.

Drewnogal
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Originally posted by vandervelde
He is a writer, struggling, slim unshaven, troubled with lack of inspirationa and the bills. He drinks tto much, always in the same suit, wherever he goes he carries his beloved typewriter. He smokes like a chimney. He has a wife who loves him but doesn't understand his art. A small child distracts him from writing and he quarrels with his wife. A broth ...[text shortened]... ass. Then he types The End and... he loses the manuscript.
So the real novel or film can begin.
Dude, don't just post your whole life online. 😛

vandervelde

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Originally posted by Suzianne
I'm not seeing the point of this, I'm afraid.
The point in GF? No such thing here.

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Originally posted by vandervelde
The point in GF? No such thing here.
Now that is a cliche.

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
Darned eyes, I was wondering what a diche was. 😞
Darned glasses... it's been 10 years since my last eye examination. I was wondering what a didie was. 😞

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