A continue-the-story game

@kevin-eleven said
it turned out to be just one of their prodigal sons who had sent himself into self-exile but had recently become moderately smitten with someone who might be his soul-mate, but said son had his doubts on account of being three times the young man's age, not to mention being a negligent slob whose house was completely unsuitable for visitors, plus he was just scraping by ...[text shortened]... tertainment purposes.

Sorry. Never mind me. Diamonds are forever. They laid out their heist plans

Hmmm that was odd. I must enquire as to why it was removed.🤔
Anyway onward.

In great detail, hiring a real professional to Ok them and the one the hired was non other than

@great-big-stees said
Hmmm that was odd. I must enquire as to why it was removed.🤔
Anyway onward.

In great detail, hiring a real professional to Ok them and the one the hired was non other than

the infamous, notoriously cheeky but still extremely talented gentleman from Minsk, Egor Stravinskij who had recently been

@torunn said
the infamous, notoriously cheeky but still extremely talented gentleman from Minsk, Egor Stravinskij who had recently been

to a meeting with Aunt Matilda, who gave him some really good advice concerning his disguise, though he questioned the use of

@great-big-stees said
to a meeting with Aunt Matilda, who gave him some really good advice concerning his disguise, though he questioned the use of

the latex suit simply because, apart from being very uncomfortable, was also unattractive and cheap-looking, but as usual he

@torunn said
the latex suit simply because, apart from being very uncomfortable, was also unattractive and cheap-looking, but as usual he

acquiesced and told his wife that although he looked like a complete fool, he also thought that because he did that it might just put the people he was trying to get at, at ease, thinking him harmless an so not

@great-big-stees said
acquiesced and told his wife that although he looked like a complete fool, he also thought that because he did that it might just put the people he was trying to get at, at ease, thinking him harmless an so not

to offend aunt Mathilda he decided to do what she advised him to do, being her dearest nephew and all, he did and the consequences were just too much

@torunn said
to offend aunt Mathilda he decided to do what she advised him to do, being her dearest nephew and all, he did and the consequences were just too much

for him to bear. With hindsight, riding a unicycle had always been destined to fail on account of his

@relentless-red said
for him to bear. With hindsight, riding a unicycle had always been destined to fail on account of his

balance issues, brought on by his insistence on staying waaaaay too late at the pub and

@great-big-stees said
balance issues, brought on by his insistence on staying waaaaay too late at the pub and

only having one leg and

@badradger said
only having one leg and

Having an eye patch on his left eye which coincidently was on the same side as his “lost” leg, then add to that his right leg was actually, a rigid wooden one, carved by his aunt Matilda, yes the same one that

@great-big-stees said
Having an eye patch on his left eye which coincidently was on the same side as his “lost” leg, then add to that his right leg was actually, a rigid wooden one, carved by his aunt Matilda, yes the same one that

placed verbs at the end of sentences because

@badradger said
placed verbs at the end of sentences because

her many years spent at a German wooden limb carving institute had both affected her speech and absolved her guilt for

@relentless-red said
her many years spent at a German wooden limb carving institute had both affected her speech and absolved her guilt for

joining the waffen ss undercover wood carving suicide

@badradger said
joining the waffen ss undercover wood carving suicide

squad. Famous for numerous undercover missions involving beautifully carved ornamental tables with veneered

@relentless-red said
squad. Famous for numerous undercover missions involving beautifully carved ornamental tables with veneered

fagus sylvatica, found in the Schwarzwald where Matilda met and married