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A Day after Valentines Day Joke

A Day after Valentines Day Joke

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Think of it as an industrial strength love story:

A trucker’s wife is getting well into her fourth decade and decides a little maintenance is in order. So she asks him for breast augmentation surgery for a Valentines Day Present. He agrees to the boob job and she consults with a surgeon for the procedure. The surgeon explains that there is a new method of performing the surgery. Instead of implants they install a knob on the back of the woman’s head and she can tighten it as she sees necessary. No follow up visits to the doctor and no artificial objects implanted in the body.

About a year later she shows up at the surgeons office quite distraught at the way things have turned out. The doctor says “I don’t see why you’re so worried, the knob is obviously working just fine.”
She says “But what about these bags under my eyes?!”
“Those aren’t bags, those are your breasts” he responds. “You’ve been turning the knob too much.”

She thinks about it for a second or two and says, “Well, I guess that would explain the goatee then wouldn’t it?”

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
Think of it as an industrial strength love story:

A trucker’s wife is getting well into her fourth decade and decides a little maintenance is in order. So she asks him for breast augmentation surgery for a Valentines Day Present. He agrees to the boob job and she consults with a surgeon for the procedure. The surgeon explains that there is a new me ...[text shortened]... it for a second or two and says, “Well, I guess that would explain the goatee then wouldn’t it?”
you can beat the old knobs and knockers jokes
thats ones a variant on an old punch line that went something like:
"if she has another facelift, she'll have a beard"

ps in the uk a knob has another meaning, not hard to guess

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Originally posted by eamon o
you can beat the old knobs and knockers jokes
thats ones a variant on an old punch line that went something like:
"if she has another facelift, she'll have a beard"

ps in the uk a knob has another meaning, not hard to guess
We've added 'ber to the end of it and turned it into an activity.

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
Think of it as an industrial strength love story:

A trucker’s wife is getting well into her fourth decade and decides a little maintenance is in order. So she asks him for breast augmentation surgery for a Valentines Day Present. He agrees to the boob job and she consults with a surgeon for the procedure. The surgeon explains that there is a new me ...[text shortened]... it for a second or two and says, “Well, I guess that would explain the goatee then wouldn’t it?”
Several women I know in their 40s like being tickled under their chin. Now I know why. But I still cant understand why they dont like me biting their Adams Apple

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