a day in the life of a chess site moderator

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Or perhaps a dyslexic Lutheran?

Not any more.
I couldn't worship Dog.

@gambrel said
There are over 5,000,000 men in this world, who know that being a moderator is an endless, glamourless, thankless job that's gotta be done.
I knew it, too, and I'm damn glad to have been one of them.

You are proud to have been a satan worshiper?

@the-gravedigger said
You should run for the democrat nomination.
You would be the most upstanding candidate so far.

First he has to sacrifice an unborn child to Karl Marx.

There is also a ritual that goes along with it so don't think all you have to do is kill and infant. First you must put on a vagina hat and then say the word "Capitalism" backwards while standing on your head. Then you must take a Trump doll and put it in a glass vile and piss in it and then drink it.

Next thing you know CNN will be giving him the Presidential debate questions before the debates.

@whodey said
First he has to sacrifice an unborn child to Karl Marx.

There is also a ritual that goes along with it so don't think all you have to do is kill and infant. First you must put on a vagina hat and then say the word "Capitalism" backwards while standing on your head. Then you must take a Trump doll and put it in a glass vile and piss in it and then drink it.

Next thing you know CNN will be giving him the Presidential debate questions before the debates.

You're a Republican...right?

@great-big-stees said
You're a Republican...right?

Negatory.

@whodey said
First he has to sacrifice an unborn child to Karl Marx.

There is also a ritual that goes along with it so don't think all you have to do is kill and infant. First you must put on a vagina hat and then say the word "Capitalism" backwards while standing on your head. Then you must take a Trump doll and put it in a glass vile and piss in it and then drink it.

Next thing you know CNN will be giving him the Presidential debate questions before the debates.

12 alerts, but well deserved. I should take up bets to see if you get a ban for it. 😉

-VR

@very-rusty said
12 alerts, but well deserved. I should take up bets to see if you get a ban for it. 😉

-VR

I figure its only a matter of time before people like myself are banned from the internet altogether.

@very-rusty said
12 alerts, but well deserved. I should take up bets to see if you get a ban for it. 😉

-VR

I see my response got, like you, 3 alerts. The reasoning eludes me. 🤔

@great-big-stees said
I see my response got, like you, 3 alerts. The reasoning eludes me. 🤔

I have a small fan club that follow me around thumbing my posts or auto alert didn't like a word I used in there maybe 'ban'?

-VR

sweet chuhulu you folks!

IT'S AN AUTOMOD AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING BUT TYPE IN VARIOUS WORDS THAT ARE ALREADY IN THE DATABASE AND

BOOM

alerts show up

you drain my energy just reading yer dumb

observe

vagina

observe

kill

observe

piss

@rookie54 said
observe

piss

But Republican, right, you're and a? 🤔

@rookie54 said
observe

kill

Appears you were wrong here! 😛

-VR