1. get up and don't bathe or brush teeth.
2. scam the donut lady by complaining you got a day old doughnut and you won't pay full price.
3. tie your landlady to the railroad tracks sometime before the noon train.
4. rip up the trust agreement that your father wrote giving all his money to your sister.
5. drink a few pints about 2:00 and bore everyone with your inflated war stories that they have heard
19 times before.
6. eat alot of raw onion at your 400 senior price dinner so your breath will be perfect for the next day.
7. go to work at 4:55 and do five minutes work moderating but be sure to pencil in 8 hours on the time sheet.
8. put the cat outside when you get home but don't
bother filling up the water bowl or leaving out some kibble.
9. pray to satan. go to bed with your clothes on again.
@mister-moggy saidnos. 3&4 you can only do once
1. get up and don't bathe or brush teeth.
2. scam the donut lady by complaining you got a day old doughnut and you won't pay full price.
3. tie your landlady to the railroad tracks sometime before the noon train.
4. rip up the trust agreement that your father wrote giving all his money to your sister.
5. drink a few pints about 2:00 and bore everyone wit ...[text shortened]... water bowl or leaving out some kibble.
9. pray to satan. go to bed with your clothes on again.
@lemondrop
no you can move to a different apartment each week and you can tear up all the trust agreements your stepfathers have made since your mother sleeps around a whole lot.
@mister-moggy saidAppears you like to live on the edge!
1. get up and don't bathe or brush teeth.
2. scam the donut lady by complaining you got a day old doughnut and you won't pay full price.
3. tie your landlady to the railroad tracks sometime before the noon train.
4. rip up the trust agreement that your father wrote giving all his money to your sister.
5. drink a few pints about 2:00 and bore everyone wit ...[text shortened]... water bowl or leaving out some kibble.
9. pray to satan. go to bed with your clothes on again.
-VR
@Very-Rusty
wut !. you think a mod is going to retaliate. i have a vpn. they
will never lock on to me as i skip around the world.
@mister-moggy saidtrying to rip off from the BOfH?
1. get up and don't bathe or brush teeth.
2. scam the donut lady by complaining you got a day old doughnut and you won't pay full price.
3. tie your landlady to the railroad tracks sometime before the noon train.
4. rip up the trust agreement that your father wrote giving all his money to your sister.
5. drink a few pints about 2:00 and bore everyone wit ...[text shortened]... water bowl or leaving out some kibble.
9. pray to satan. go to bed with your clothes on again.
@mister-moggy saidYou should run for the democrat nomination.
1. get up and don't bathe or brush teeth.
2. scam the donut lady by complaining you got a day old doughnut and you won't pay full price.
3. tie your landlady to the railroad tracks sometime before the noon train.
4. rip up the trust agreement that your father wrote giving all his money to your sister.
5. drink a few pints about 2:00 and bore everyone wit ...[text shortened]... water bowl or leaving out some kibble.
9. pray to satan. go to bed with your clothes on again.
You would be the most upstanding candidate so far.
@mister-moggy saidI'm not a Satanist per se. I'm Luciferian
@Gambrel
has satan answered your prayers yet ?
