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  1. Subscribermister moggy
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    31 Aug '19 20:513 edits
    1. get up and don't bathe or brush teeth.

    2. scam the donut lady by complaining you got a day old doughnut and you won't pay full price.

    3. tie your landlady to the railroad tracks sometime before the noon train.

    4. rip up the trust agreement that your father wrote giving all his money to your sister.

    5. drink a few pints about 2:00 and bore everyone with your inflated war stories that they have heard
    19 times before.

    6. eat alot of raw onion at your 400 senior price dinner so your breath will be perfect for the next day.

    7. go to work at 4:55 and do five minutes work moderating but be sure to pencil in 8 hours on the time sheet.

    8. put the cat outside when you get home but don't
    bother filling up the water bowl or leaving out some kibble.

    9. pray to satan. go to bed with your clothes on again.
  2. Subscriberlemondrop
    pawn grabber
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    31 Aug '19 21:26
    @mister-moggy said
    1. get up and don't bathe or brush teeth.

    2. scam the donut lady by complaining you got a day old doughnut and you won't pay full price.

    3. tie your landlady to the railroad tracks sometime before the noon train.

    4. rip up the trust agreement that your father wrote giving all his money to your sister.

    5. drink a few pints about 2:00 and bore everyone wit ...[text shortened]... water bowl or leaving out some kibble.

    9. pray to satan. go to bed with your clothes on again.
    nos. 3&4 you can only do once
  3. Subscribermister moggy
    mobster kitty
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    31 Aug '19 21:33
    @lemondrop

    no you can move to a different apartment each week and you can tear up all the trust agreements your stepfathers have made since your mother sleeps around a whole lot.
  4. SubscriberVery Rusty
    Treat Everyone Equal
    Halifax, Nova Scotia
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    31 Aug '19 22:02
    @mister-moggy said
    1. get up and don't bathe or brush teeth.

    2. scam the donut lady by complaining you got a day old doughnut and you won't pay full price.

    3. tie your landlady to the railroad tracks sometime before the noon train.

    4. rip up the trust agreement that your father wrote giving all his money to your sister.

    5. drink a few pints about 2:00 and bore everyone wit ...[text shortened]... water bowl or leaving out some kibble.

    9. pray to satan. go to bed with your clothes on again.
    Appears you like to live on the edge!

    -VR
  5. Subscribermister moggy
    mobster kitty
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    31 Aug '19 22:18
    @Very-Rusty

    wut !. you think a mod is going to retaliate. i have a vpn. they
    will never lock on to me as i skip around the world.
  6. SubscriberPonderable
    chemist
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    01 Sep '19 06:34
    @mister-moggy said
    1. get up and don't bathe or brush teeth.

    2. scam the donut lady by complaining you got a day old doughnut and you won't pay full price.

    3. tie your landlady to the railroad tracks sometime before the noon train.

    4. rip up the trust agreement that your father wrote giving all his money to your sister.

    5. drink a few pints about 2:00 and bore everyone wit ...[text shortened]... water bowl or leaving out some kibble.

    9. pray to satan. go to bed with your clothes on again.
    trying to rip off from the BOfH?
  7. Standard memberGambrel
    Supratherion
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    01 Sep '19 21:051 edit
    There are over 5,000,000 men in this world, who know that being a moderator is an endless, glamourless, thankless job that's gotta be done.
    I knew it, too, and I'm damn glad to have been one of them.
  8. Arch Stantons Grave
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    01 Sep '19 21:31
    @mister-moggy said
    1. get up and don't bathe or brush teeth.

    2. scam the donut lady by complaining you got a day old doughnut and you won't pay full price.

    3. tie your landlady to the railroad tracks sometime before the noon train.

    4. rip up the trust agreement that your father wrote giving all his money to your sister.

    5. drink a few pints about 2:00 and bore everyone wit ...[text shortened]... water bowl or leaving out some kibble.

    9. pray to satan. go to bed with your clothes on again.
    You should run for the democrat nomination.
    You would be the most upstanding candidate so far.
  9. Subscribermister moggy
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    01 Sep '19 21:39
    @Gambrel

    has satan answered your prayers yet ?
  10. Standard memberGambrel
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    01 Sep '19 23:45
    @mister-moggy said
    @Gambrel

    has satan answered your prayers yet ?
    I'm not a Satanist per se. I'm Luciferian
  11. Standard memberHandyAndy
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    02 Sep '19 00:39
    @gambrel said
    I'm not a Satanist per se. I'm Luciferian
    ... with a devilish sense of retribution.
  12. Standard memberMudfinger
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    02 Sep '19 02:22
    The life of a chess site moderator can be summed up in the lyrics to an old Doors song:
    "Well I woke up this morning and I got myself a beer!"
  13. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    02 Sep '19 10:02
    @gambrel said
    I'm not a Satanist per se. I'm Luciferian
    Or perhaps a dyslexic Lutheran?
  14. Subscriberkevcvs57
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    02 Sep '19 10:11
    @ghost-of-a-duke said
    Or perhaps a dyslexic Lutheran?
    Or a proper stoned Rastafarian
  15. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    02 Sep '19 10:12
    @kevcvs57 said
    Or a proper stoned Rastafarian
    That seems more likely.
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