k, a drunk quest it is then...
> your quest is to get hopelessly wrecked on vodka (or equivalent)
> go into the nearest town and steal the funniest/most
innuendous/most ridiculously huge and unthinkable-to-steal sign.
> any kind of sign - roadsign, warning sign etc. use ur imagination.
the best drunken memorabilia iv seen is a 3meter wide metal sign which had to be unscrewed from a gate and says;
'PRIVATE-CLAMPING IN PROGRESS'
the names of the drunks in question ahall remain undisclosed..
i accept no responsibility if during ur drunken quest if u end up busted, beaten, run over, impaled, unable to find a decent sign or otherwise perplexed.