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An Englishmen, a Frenchmen and an Irishmen...
A Frenchman, an Englishmen and an Irishmen are on an archaeological dig site, in the 1950s.
One of them starts to find something and asks for the other two's help, together they dig up what it appears to be a lantern. Wiping the dust of the lantern a genie appears.
The Genie says: Dear Gentlemen, as a gift for finding me I will grant each of you 1 wish.
The Irishmen: I've always wanted to live in a really big castle, in Ireland, can you make me this?
Genie: Clicking his fingers he made the Irishmen his castle.
The French man: France is always being invaded by other countries and this saddens me, I think if a really big wall was built around it, France would be protected from possible invasions in the future. So can I have this?
Genie: Done.
Englishmen: So genie, what does this wall around France look like then?
Genie: It looks magnificent, 100 foot tall walls all around France, with all possible exits and entrances covered.
Englishmen: Okay, fill it with water.
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Originally posted by Bad wolfI was going to inquire as to the outcome for the Irishman, but then rmacken gave us the update from the jeweler's shop.
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[b]An Englishmen, a Frenchmen and an Irishmen...
A Frenchman, an Englishmen and an Irishmen are on an archaeological dig site, in the 1950s.
One of them starts to find something and asks for the other two's help, together they dig up what it appears to be a lantern. Wiping the dust of the lantern a genie appears.
The Genie says all possible exits and entrances covered.
Englishmen: Okay, fill it with water.
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Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th
wedding anniversary....
The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone
that reads:
"Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever "
"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone
that reads:
"Here Lies My Husband Stiff At Last"
😀