dogs are interesting
simple creatures, fascinating to observe
the younger one, diesel, a black lab mix, really REALLY loves it when suppertime rolls around
he is uber-focused watching me prepare his bowl (their bowls, but he don't care about her food)
one of his other high priorities is shack security
he doens't trust my hitech boobie traps and pitfalls, he don't like shotguns or bear traps, he likes the olde school bark, growl, and snarl
so when he was engrossed in watching me fix his meal, and he hears the amazon van pull into the driveway, you can see the confusion of priorities cross his face
on the one paw, he craves food in his belly more than ear scritches
on the other paw, the dastardly devious amazon driver must be dispatched POSTHASTE
these pure moments in life make the last breath worth taking
so i built a "time" machine
and it goes "forward" and "reverse" thru "time" to allow for observation of events both "past" and "future"
a funky thing happened tho, and i am unsure of my calculations (not a mathematician) because it appears that the mere action of "going thru time" to arrive at a different "time" is not precise
to my time-befuddled eyes it appears that "events" that have "happened" occurred in a different manner than written about in the history tomes
and as for "future" events that have yet to be recorded in the present,
well,
there are "fingerprints" besmudging the optically clear vision of the event(s) in question
i witnessed firsthand the brotherhood of post creators that included "past" forsworn combatants now appear to be allies
this really blew my mind
that me, an overfed, long haired leaping troll could be the first observer of "time" in disarray
i began to write of my experiences and observations
alas!
at every touch of the quill to the papyrus the ink was assimilated by the very air surrounding the writing
and was no longer there to be read by waiting eyes
did the "time" travel ever exist?
will the former foul enemies become lifelong friends?
and, what the heck is lifelong if "time" is so easily manipulated?
have any of the updates i've written ever showed up "here" in the "present" so that a cohesive timeline can be established?
i cain't remember what i had for breakfast
one of the roosevelts was there
@gambrel saidSoon the Gypsy Queen in a glaze of vaseline
Frenzy and frolic, Strictly symbolic, Something for everyone: A comedy tonight! Something familiar, Something peculiar, Something for everybody: Comedy tonight!
Will perform on guillotine, what a scene, what a scene
Next upon the stand will you please extend a hand
To Alexander's Ragtime Band, Dixieland, Dixieland
Roll up, roll up, roll up!
See the show!
Performing on a stool we've a sight to make you drool
Seven virgins and a mule, keep it cool, keep it cool
We would like it to be known the exhibits that were shown
Were exclusively our own, all our own, all our own
Come and see the show, come and see the show
Come and see the show
I knew it was going to be a hard sell when the poodle scooted its rectum along the shag rug right in front of Mrs. Rhyss-Waddington, causing her daughter, Adella, to titter nervously, but, in the event, she, that is, Mrs. Rhyss-Waddington, did opt for the trial subscription to National Geographic for one-third off.