A hunter went out hunting (of course) one morning. All day he hunted but never found any animals worth shooting. Dusk rolls around and he is starving. Likely he sees a bald eagle flying around and he shoots it and cooks it up. However, a game warden sees this happen and the hunter ends up in court.
The hunter's lawyer uses the defense that it was a matter of life or death and that no crime was committed. The judge buys his defense and dismisses all charges. As the hunter is leaving the court room, the judge asks him what a bald eagle tastes like. The hunter replies, "It's a little gamey, kind of like a California condor."
