Have a history teacher explain this...if they can
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.
Now it gets really weird.
Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their three names. Both names are composed
of fifteen letters.
Now hang on to your seat.
Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called 'Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'
Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a
theater.
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
And here's the kicker...
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
Creepy huh?
Originally posted by dylnext you'll be trying to cast doubt on the alien crash near Roswell and the secret government's deal with themπ where do you think velcro really comes from?
I believe the doubt lies as to whether he was the only assassin. It's probably in the same class as 'the moon landing was faked!' conspiracy though.
Originally posted by dfm65Nono, that's all true of course. In fact there is strong evidence to suggest that Macca's is actually from a galaxy far, far away (which would explain why it tastes like cardboard).
next you'll be trying to cast doubt on the alien crash near Roswell and the secret government's deal with themπ where do you think velcro really comes from?
Originally posted by dylVery true. Even though there is film that shows a gunman on a grassy knoll to the left of JFK. For some funny reading, look up the Warren Commisions report and the "single bullet theory"
I believe the doubt lies as to whether he was the only assassin. It's probably in the same class as 'the moon landing was faked!' conspiracy though.
Originally posted by dylthere's also the patsy theory, fuelled by LHO's plaintive cry 'I'm a patsy'. It seems the rifle found in the Texas Book Depository wasn't up to the task. Personally, i favour the theory that JFK was done in by a anti-Castro Cuban mafia hitmen with Texas oil interests and links to the military-industrial complex and a thing for Marilyn Monroe. Oh yeah: and the CIA (who also arranged the Dismissal, and the kidnapping of Harold Holt using a Russian submarine as a cover, then arranged for a swimming pool in Melbourne to be named after him)ππππ
I believe the doubt lies as to whether he was the only assassin. It's probably in the same class as 'the moon landing was faked!' conspiracy though.
Originally posted by dfm65"May well we say God save the Queen, because nothing will save those rotting CIA bastards once I get my hands around their scrawny little necks." - Gough Whitlam, what he meant to say.
there's also the patsy theory, fuelled by LHO's plaintive cry 'I'm a patsy'. It seems the rifle found in the Texas Book Depository wasn't up to the task. Personally, i favour the theory that JFK was done in by a anti-Castro Cuban mafia ...[text shortened]... ed for a swimming pool in Melbourne to be named after him)ππππ
Originally posted by dfm65.....have you been reading james ellroy novels per chance?
there's also the patsy theory, fuelled by LHO's plaintive cry 'I'm a patsy'. It seems the rifle found in the Texas Book Depository wasn't up to the task. Personally, i favour the theory that JFK was done in by a anti-Castro Cuban mafia hitmen with Texas oil interests and links to the military-industrial complex and a thing for Marilyn Monroe. Oh yeah: an ...[text shortened]... marine as a cover, then arranged for a swimming pool in Melbourne to be named after him)ππππ