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I ...um... got something sorta stuck, and need some advice on how to....uh..well you know...get it unstuck

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Originally posted by duecer
I ...um... got something sorta stuck, and need some advice on how to....uh..well you know...get it unstuck
WD40

GRANNY.

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Just pull it off.

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Originally posted by duecer
I ...um... got something sorta stuck, and need some advice on how to....uh..well you know...get it unstuck
Hold the top of it and gently tug upward and away from the zip, while pulling the zip down.

Next time you get caught masterbating in front of the computer, pull the t-shirt down. Dont try to zip up. ... 😀

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Originally posted by duecer
I ...um... got something sorta stuck, and need some advice on how to....uh..well you know...get it unstuck
Once the dangly is locked into the junk by the bulbus glandis, the male will usually lift a leg and swing it over the recievers back while turning around. The two stand with their hind ends touching and the dangaly locked inside the junk while ejaculation occurs, decreasing leakage of pearljam from the junk. After some time, typically 5 – 20 minutes (but sometimes longer), the bulbus glandis disengorges, allowing the mates to separate. Virgin dogs can become quite distressed at finding themselves unable to separate during their first copulation, and may try to pull away or run.

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Originally posted by duecer
I ...um... got something sorta stuck, and need some advice on how to....uh..well you know...get it unstuck
Switch the vacuum cleaner off.

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Originally posted by duecer
I ...um... got something sorta stuck, and need some advice on how to....uh..well you know...get it unstuck
Lay on your back, knees bent, legs slightly apart and feet flat on the floor.

Place a saucer of warm milk and/or food pellets on the floor between your legs.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Lay on your back, knees bent, legs slightly apart and feet flat on the floor.

Place a saucer of warm milk and/or food pellets on the floor between your legs.
That's probably how this mess started. 😕

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Originally posted by duecer
I ...um... got something sorta stuck, and need some advice on how to....uh..well you know...get it unstuck
Were you messing arounf with jlilly's heater?

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mmmkay its unstuck. is it supposed to stay this colour?...and swollen?😳

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Originally posted by duecer
mmmkay its unstuck. is it supposed to stay this colour?...and swollen?😳
You should be happy that it's swollen because now it's a two millimeter peter instead of just a millimeter.

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Originally posted by tomtom232
You should be happy that it's swollen because now it's a two millimeter peter instead of just a millimeter.
I said swollen not engorged😲

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Originally posted by duecer
I said swollen not engorged😲
Then it's 1.1 millimeters.

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Originally posted by duecer
mmmkay its unstuck. is it supposed to stay this colour?...and swollen?😳
Simply cut off the swollen area and discard. It will grow back. Promise!

GRANNY.

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