A New Song

I think a new song should be written about Darvy's phoenix like rise from the banished ashes...phlabs?

As long as there is harp and cello in - it WILL be EPIC.

Originally posted by Crowley
As long as there is harp and cello in - it WILL be EPIC.

Sung to the tune of "Born in the USA" (Springsteen)




I used to post in a dead mans town
The first kick I took was when I hit the ground
You end up like a dog that's been beat too much
Should have spent half my posts just sucking up, cause i was

Banned from RHP, I was banned from RHP.
I was banned from RHP, banned from RHP,

Got in to another jam
The words just flew right out of my hand
Banished me to a foreign land
Russ went and banned the yellow man...ya i was,

Banned from RHP, I was banned from RHP.
I was banned from RHP, banned from RHP,

Asked Russ, how can this be?
He said "son if it was up to me
I'd like you back but you violated the plan
He said son, dont you understand?

I had my minions in the PFC clan
Trying to fight this horrible ban
They're still there, yet I'm the one gone?

But down in the shadow of the penitentiary
Like rising from the ashes of a refinery
A simple letter and an attitude shifted
A new day has come and the ban was lifted

Banned from RHP, I was banned from RHP.
I was banned from RHP, I was a long gone daddy of the PFC...yeah
Banned from RHP, I was banned from RHP.
I was banned from RHP, Im a cool rocking daddy again on RHP...

Who's Darvy?

Originally posted by uzless
Sung to the tune of "Born in the USA" (Springsteen)




I used to post in a dead mans town
The first kick I took was when I hit the ground
You end up like a dog that's been beat too much
Should have spent half my posts just sucking up, cause i was

Banned from RHP, I was banned from RHP.
I was banned from RHP, banned from RHP,

Got in to another ...[text shortened]... P, I was banned from RHP.
I was banned from RHP, Im a cool rocking daddy again on RHP...

Won't get banned again

"The ban didn't have to come
I knew it all along
I missed posting BS, that's all
And the world is just not the same
And my posting history ain't changed
'Cause the banners, they all flown in the last war"

"I'll tip my hat to my new avatar
Take a bow for the mods
Smile and grin at the stuff I post all around
Pick up my keyboard and play
Just like yesterday
Then I'll get on my knees and pray
I won't get banned again
No, no!"

"Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Meet the new darv
Same as the old darv!"

Originally posted by generalissimo


Meet the new poster
Same as the old poster!"

Originally posted by generalissimo
Won't get banned again

"The ban didn't have to come
I knew it all along
I missed posting BS, that's all
And the world is just not the same
And my posting history ain't changed
'Cause the banners, they all flown in the last war"

"I'll tip my hat to my new avatar
Take a bow for the mods
Smile and grin at the stuff I post all around
Pick up ...[text shortened]... o!"

"Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Meet the new darv
Same as the old darv!"