well you see, there's a girl that i really like at school, and i've been out with here and now were/or we were very good friends. well me and her best friend where having a huge argument today, and you no, girls pass notes and talk to each other and then tthis girl probebly my best girl mate started, so i was sat there in history just sat there abosorbing all the bitchy attacks that were getting chucked at me, and then my ex said i'll bloody hit you in a minute you should visit the place across the road form the pictures and then i replied " hey look what are ou getting at your a karate champion" which to she replied yes i do karate so i replied so you think your solid your always crying about crap your sick of me i think thats a mutual feeling" thewn she started crying and walked out, she came back 5 minutes later and i said i'm sorry which she replied to do you really wanna no why i'm always cryind, about my brother, i lost him and she started crying again. Now what i did was wrong i no but i didn't realise is there any female help out there that could help me out (what to say you no) and the thing is i really like her π:'(:'(:'(π
Originally posted by BlobbyWell,
well you see, there's a girl that i really like at school, and i've been out with here and now were/or we were very good friends. well me and her best friend where having a huge argument today, and you no, girls pass notes and talk to each other and then tthis girl probebly my best girl mate started, so i was sat there in history just sat there abosorbing a ...[text shortened]... that could help me out (what to say you no) and the thing is i really like her π:'(:'(:'(π
Whatever.
But,
A general rule of thumb is:
Avoid women at all costs.
Originally posted by Blobbyuhhhh....you're 12 right?
yep i have tons and we also have our own club up north called club m there s some hot lasses* there on a thursday night
*to get off with π
Shouldn't you be playing with action man or something.
And if I've told you once, I've told you 100 times...leave women alone!
They're nothing but trouble, you won't understand them and they've got a whole other plain of reality in which they function. Seriously...
Originally posted by BlobbyWhen confronted (having followed Galaxyshields advice and shaved your head for insurance) take a deep breath and say the following (as quick as you can)
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE HELP! I DON'T NO WHAT TO DO chance's are tommorow i'm getting my hair ripped out
Yeah but no but Yeah but no but Yeah but no but Yeah but no but Yeah but no but Yeah but no but Yeah but no but Yeah but no but Yeah but no but Yeah but no but Yeah but no but Yeah but no but Yeah but no but Yeah but no but Yeah but no but Yeah but no but Yeah but no but Yeah but no but Yeah but no but Yeah but no but Yeah but no but Yeah but no but Yeah but no but Yeah but no but s'not my fault y'see.
Then to any reply given repeat the above.
If that doesn't work just sing to yourself 'dry your eye's mate... I know it's hard to take but her mind has been made up... There's plenty more fish in the sea'
Then apply Shavixmir's general rule for a while. Play some snooker, have a beer, go back to the lads end of the park for a kick around instead of hanging out with her and her mates by the swings, all that sort of stuff.
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