Patent # 3782756 by abejnood (so hands off, it's mine)
"An analysis of Harry Potter Book Seven as percieved by abejnood".
Harry Potter will obviously die. Everyone knows that. But how about this as a plot for the book:
As Dumbledore mentioned in the book, he thought that the snake was a possible Horocrux. Harry was confused about that, and asked about whether Horocruxes could be placed in living things, and Dumbledore said that they could.
An innocent paragraph, right? Nothing to hit the "Alert" button in your head, huh? But you're WRONG!!!! This is a very important paragraph! It allows us the option of placing a Horocrux in any living being! The snake, perhaps, perhaps Snape, but what about Harry himself?
Ah ha! I think to myself. Harry could be the seventh horocrux! What a plot twist that would be! It would be perfect to fool the unsuspecting Harry Potter book reader! Now, this could be a possible scenario. Harry destroys several other Horocruxes, and then somehow Harry learns he IS the last Horocrux(I won't say how, I don't want to completely spoil th book for you, if everything I think does turn out to be true). Then, how about this: Around 3/4 of the way through the book, Harry fights with Snape. In a powerful act of rage, Harry murders Snape.
Now let's back up a bit. In order to create a Horocrux, you must murder someone first. Assuming that Harry is the Horocrux, and assuming he is destined to be the one who will vanquish the Dark Lord, and taking into consideration that in order to destroy Voldemort all his other Horocruxes must also be destroyed, then what must happen for this to succeed is for Harry to kill himslef(to destroy the Horocrux in him), come back to life, and then go kill Voldemort. But that's impossible, you say!
Well, I did have a little bit of trouble with that, but then I came across this thought: What if Harry could create his own Horocrux? Then he technically could "kill himself", destroy the Horocrux within, and come back to life through the other half of his soul? What about that, eh?
So going back to where we were before, Harry kills Snape. Than, he can create a Horocrux. Perhaps he may place it into Ginny, or into one of his friends, who will nurse his half-soul back to life! Anyway, Harry then asks someone very loyal to him to murder his Horocrux infested body. With that out of the way, the friend he entered his Horocrux into will slowly nurse his soul back enough to regain a body of his own again. Then, tired and realizing that his creating of a Horocrux was slowly turning him evil from the inside, he goes as fast as he can to destroy Voldemort in one last great battle. Voldemort senses the evil growing in Harry , and starts to lure him into the Dark side. Then, how about Harry had brought along his friends! All these books these days talk about "the power of friendship" and all that. So the friends help Harry realize his good side, and after an exhausting battle, detroys Voldemort, but is dealt much damage in return.
Harry knows he'll never make it, so he gives his friends a last hug each and the book will end with Harry fading away.
How about that?
Originally posted by murrowIndeed, I expected long ago (after vol. 2 or thereabouts that Rowlings will end the saga with the total destruction of magic. Harry and Voldemort die in the last stand and take magic with them, making wizards to search for new job opportunities. And there could be some sequel: How Hermione deals with havving accumultaed useless knowledge and still mmakes a life out of it.
very nice work!
i buy that harry has to kill himself to kill voldy (horocrux argument - brilliant), but i don't reckon he's coming back to life.
i reckon he's gonna die and stay dead.
If you sell this to the SUN, please ask them to put the profits into RHP, to allow free chess to all current subscrbers and allow Russ to make even more improvements :-)
Originally posted by PonderableI've just been on the phone to them and they said they actually don't believe any of the HP stuff, and they doubt that JKR would be posting anything on a chess site.
If you sell this to the SUN, please ask them to put the profits into RHP, to allow free chess to all current subscrbers and allow Russ to make even more improvements :-)
I told them they were a bunch of loons.
Fortunately the Daily Telegraph will print it!
Originally posted by knightwestWhat?
I've just been on the phone to them and they said they actually don't believe any of the HP stuff, and they doubt that JKR would be posting anything on a chess site.
I told them they were a bunch of loons.
Fortunately the Daily Telegraph will print it!
Okay, after going through the books once more I have a new find.
Remember that locket? The one with R.A.B on it? I know whose it is and where it's from.
In the fifth book, in Black's home, there was a locket, no? And noone could destroy it. So R.A.B must stand for that little brother Sirus had. He was the one who stole it and died as a result. So Harry has to go to Gimauld place to destroy the locket Horocrux!
Originally posted by abejnoodRegulus Black.
Okay, after going through the books once more I have a new find.
Remember that locket? The one with R.A.B on it? I know whose it is and where it's from.
In the fifth book, in Black's home, there was a locket, no? And noone could destroy it. So R.A.B must stand for that little brother Sirus had. He was the one who stole it and died as a result. So Harry has to go to Gimauld place to destroy the locket Horocrux!
Old news buddy.
Don't know how ancient threads are suddenly appearing in the line-up again, but most people who read book 6 have considered that Harry is probably one of the horcruxes as well as the possibility that both he and Voldy will die in the last great battle. But your thread did remind me of a question I wondered about today at a small boring part in the workshop I was at: If someone takes the Adam & Eve story as literal history, does that mean that Adam & Eve were parseltongues?
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Originally posted by abejnoodHey there is this one line about that which drives me crazy.
Patent # 3782756 by abejnood (so hands off, it's mine)
"An analysis of Harry Potter Book Seven as percieved by abejnood".
Harry Potter will obviously die. Everyone knows that. But how about this as a plot for the book:
As Dumbledore mentioned in the book, he thought that the snake was a possible Horocrux. Harry was confused about that, and asked ab ...[text shortened]... last hug each and the book will end with Harry fading away.
How about that?
After dumbledore fight voldi in the bureau of wizards there where the prophecy was.
Harry tells us that his scar broke up and he thought he was dying then he felt that he was connected to a snake (voldi) and then he wake up.
My oppinion. Dumbli killed Voldi which reincarnated in Harry at that moment and Dumbli saved Harry from dying in this moment.
So he already has been used as a horcrux for reincarnation.
I think he will either cut down this curtain and everybody will come back or he will become headmaster of hogwarts and hermine will become minister and ron will stay in his role as an idiot or join his idiot father at work.
Just my 2 cents
Originally posted by knightwesti think it's the other way around. abejnood is obviously J.K.Rowling's ghost writer.
"JK Rowling spotted on Chess website, releasing plot for HP7 under username abejnood"
Read all about it tomorrow's Sun. I've already sent the above post to them. They seeemed very excited.