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I remember the first time I saw them as if it were two weeks ago, which it was. They were just hanging there, amidst dozens of other pairs. All pairs were positively lovely, but this one – this one was something else. This was no ordinary pair. They were special, different, unique! They caused my heart to pump faster and my breath to catch in my throat. Indeed, it was all I could do to contain my excitement when I reached out to feel their fabric. It was soft. Very soft. The kind of soft that makes you feel like you are walking on a floor full of fluffy little white kittens. The only thing better than their softness was their colour. The greens, the pinks, the yellows...all on a background of brilliant white. ‘Twas almost as if those fluffy little white kittens threw up all over each other. It was beautiful. Yes, I had found the perfect pair of socks.

For the next two weeks I was euphoric. I frolicked to and fro. In my house, around university, to the dumpster and back when I had to take out the garbage. Everything seemed that much more magical because I experienced it in my new socks. Because of all the wearing and washing they soon obtained a couple of holes, like all socks do. “Throw them out.” My mother says, as if they were nothing but clothing to be worn, thrown out, and then replaced. Naturally, I was appalled. I could never replace something that had brought me so much joy. A joyous kind of joy that made one feel...joyful. I got out a sewing kit and much like Father McKenzie I darned my socks in the night when there’s nobody there, because I care. With meticulous attention I had woven the threads together, pouring love and appreciation into every stitch. Lo and behold – they were almost as good as new. Throw them out indeed....!

All was well and good before one day, that fateful day, the day nothing could have prepared me for: the day one of my socks went missing. I remember it like it was yesterday - which it wasn’t, it was two days ago – that I put my socks into the washing machine, which I have done many a times before. Generally, when I put two things into the machine I have grown rather fond of expecting two things to come out. So it goes without saying that I was somewhat baffled when this failed to occur. Two went in, but only one made it out. It was like a nightmare, or worse, a Hollywood horror film from the ‘70s. I must have searched the washing machine a hundred times and still could not locate it. I even checked all of the sock’s usual hiding places - behind the couch, under the bed, stuck on to other clothes – nothing. After days of searching and with the heaviest of hearts I decided to declare the sock gone for good. I know not how to go on; the pain runs too deep. Maybe one day, when the benevolent hands of time sew my wounds like I have sewn my socks, maybe, just maybe, I will be alright. For now, however, the future looks bleak.

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:'(

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That socks

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My missing socks used to turn up petrified, stuck to the bottom or back of a bedroom drawer. Being a woman, that's probably the last place your socks would turn up. However, if you have brothers...

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what sort of rubbish canadian made socks are you buying that get holes in them in less than two weeks?

i bought two paired of socks almost two years ago and they're still in the rotation. beat THAT>>>

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Originally posted by trev33
what sort of rubbish canadian made socks are you buying that get holes in them in less than two weeks?

i bought two paired of socks almost two years ago and they're still in the rotation. beat THAT>>>
Ewwww

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Originally posted by heinzkat
Ewwww
sometimes i wear them two or tree days on the bounce. they rule all socks.

Very Rusty
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Originally posted by trev33
[b]what sort of rubbish canadian made socks are you buying that get holes in them in less than two weeks?

b]
Where does she say that these are indeed Canadian made socks?

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
Where does she say that these are indeed Canadian made socks?
it's called reading between the lines, good taiwanese socks don't get holes in them after only two weeks.

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Originally posted by trev33
[b]it's called reading between the lines, good taiwanese socks don't get holes in them after only two weeks.[/b]
Perhaps it would be best first to find out who made the socks, before jumping to conclusions. 😛

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Originally posted by Raven69
I remember the first time I saw them as if it were two weeks ago, which it was. They were just hanging there, amidst dozens of other pairs. All pairs were positively lovely, but this one – this one was something else. This was no ordinary pair. They were special, different, unique! They caused my heart to pump faster and my breath to catch in my throat. Ind ...[text shortened]... e sewn my socks, maybe, just maybe, I will be alright. For now, however, the future looks bleak.
I confess. I stole your sock and sold it on ebay. There's some good money to be made in used socks.

http://tinyurl.com/yzzely9

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
Perhaps it would be best first to find out who made the socks, before jumping to conclusions. 😛
but i like jumping to conclusions. where else are we supposed to jump to?

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Originally posted by trev33
but i like jumping to conclusions. where else are we supposed to jump to?
It might possibly be something she did with the sock to make holes in it. She seems like she could be a wild young woman at times, we don't know what she may have been frolicking in with her new socks.

Then we would have to look at detergent and how much she was using, the damage may have been done during the washing process.

It has already been found out that one of the socks were actually stolen. 😲

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Originally posted by Raven69
I remember the first time I saw them as if it were two weeks ago, which it was. They were just hanging there, amidst dozens of other pairs. All pairs were positively lovely, but this one – this one was something else. This was no ordinary pair. They were special, different, unique! They caused my heart to pump faster and my breath to catch in my throat. Ind ...[text shortened]... e sewn my socks, maybe, just maybe, I will be alright. For now, however, the future looks bleak.
And one of my darling and precocious three year old nieces

nicknamed Scott (her all time most favorite uncle)... 'Sock'.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
I confess. I stole your sock and sold it on ebay. There's some good money to be made in used socks.

http://tinyurl.com/yzzely9
1. You are now on my list.
2. Eww.

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