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A Tribute to Dubya

A Tribute to Dubya

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Hey, everyone.

Those who know me from Debates know that I was notoriously anti-Republican, anti-Semitic, and pro-fascist. I would like to make it up to you all to this tribute to our much-misunderestimated president for the last eight years, without whom we would not be where we are today.

I would like to recognize George W. Bush for the following:

1. For allowing fair and balanced votes to all American oil companies and speculators

2. For combating terrorism in Iraq and Afghanistan

3. Still.

4. For protesting use of torture in developed countries.

5. For using torture in a developed country.

6. For letting America know how much he wants our babies alive

7. For killing American and foreign babies

8. For giving us all a chance to laugh at his use of words and phrases. Among them:

"They misunderestimated me."
"I believe what I believe and I believe I believe what I believe is right."
"I believe the man and the fish can coexist peacefully."
"Nuk-ue-eler."

9. For providing endless fodder for Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart that kept us all on our knees for the last eight years.

And, finally:

10. For giving future presidents an excellent example of what

NOT

to do.

Please join me in this tribute. Once again, I apologize.

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Originally posted by scherzo
Hey, everyone.

Those who know me from Debates know that I was notoriously anti-Republican, anti-Semitic, and pro-fascist. I would like to make it up to you all to this tribute to our much-misunderestimated president for the last eight years, without whom we would not be where we are today.

I would like to recognize George W. Bush for the following:

...[text shortened]... ple of what

NOT

to do.

Please join me in this tribute. Once again, I apologize.
May the sands of a thousand deserts lodge in your prostate. Please forgive me.

GRANNY.

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Originally posted by smw6869
May the sands of a thousand deserts lodge in your prostate. Please forgive me.

GRANNY.
Easy for you to say lady, you DON'T have a prostate! May a thousand loaves of bread give you one hell of a yeast infection. :'(

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Originally posted by scherzo
Hey, everyone.

Those who know me from Debates know that I was notoriously anti-Republican, anti-Semitic, and pro-fascist.
So, other than anti-Republican, you're a tool? 😕

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
So, other than anti-Republican, you're a tool? 😕
I thought he was pretty funny.
But then you americans take politics far too seriously for ppl stupid enough to let a moron lead you for 8 years.

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Originally posted by pawnfondler
I thought he was pretty funny.
But then you americans take politics far too seriously for ppl stupid enough to let a moron lead you for 8 years.
both elections were obviously rigged. most people think the 2000 one moreso than 2004s but im not sure about that..

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Originally posted by pawnfondler
I thought he was pretty funny.
But then you americans take politics far too seriously for ppl stupid enough to let a moron lead you for 8 years.
"you americans"??? thems fightin' words

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Originally posted by PocketKings
"you americans"??? thems fightin' words
der takin err jyobs!

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Originally posted by irontigran
both elections were obviously rigged. most people think the 2000 one moreso than 2004s but im not sure about that..
But then major news organizations spent good money to have the votes recounted , particularly in Florida .... and the results?

Dubya won by bigger margins than first counted on election night.... much to the chagrin of left wingers and socialists in this country and abroad.

Such a darn shame eh?

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Originally posted by SMSBear716
major news organizations
oh, that solves it.. i forgot that major news organizations are always right/trustworthy. sorry.

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Originally posted by irontigran
oh, that solves it.. i forgot that major news organizations are always right/trustworthy. sorry.
Well, CNN, New York Times and the Washington Post are hardly in the Dubya camp... or would you like to argue that they are.....

Or do you think only Pravda and any Putin sponsored news sources are honest and fair?

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Originally posted by MontyMoose
Easy for you to say lady, you DON'T have a prostate! May a thousand loaves of bread give you one hell of a yeast infection. :'(
Sweet Jesus... that's nasty.

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Originally posted by irontigran
both elections were obviously rigged. most people think the 2000 one moreso than 2004s but im not sure about that..
www.gregpalast.com

Or read: Armed madhouse.

Both elections were rigged and so is the 2008 election.
Palast (a BBC reporter) explains how it's done and shows you Republican internal memos and e-mails which verify his case.

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Originally posted by pawnfondler
I thought he was pretty funny.
But then you americans take politics far too seriously for ppl stupid enough to let a moron lead you for 8 years.
Pretty much sums it up.

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Originally posted by pawnfondler
I thought he was pretty funny.
But then you americans take politics far too seriously for ppl stupid enough to let a moron lead you for 8 years.
Shut up you flannel wearing, maple syrup chugging, freak. 😛

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