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Seinfeld was about to start.
So, I went to the fridge for some carrots.
Not that I really felt like carrots, but that's all we have in the house. Or at least...that's what I thought.

I opened the fridge and LO AND BEHOLD....A whole tub of lovely red strawberries!

Oh yes!
And nobody else home, so they're all for me!

FOR ME I TELLS YA!!!!

Me and Seinfeld. And my strawberries.
It's like a bloody fairy tale!

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Seinfeld was about to start.
So, I went to the fridge for some carrots.
Not that I really felt like carrots, but that's all we have in the house. Or at least...that's what I thought.

I opened the fridge and LO AND BEHOLD....A whole tub of lovely red strawberries!

Oh yes!
And nobody else home, so they're all for me!

FOR ME I TELLS YA!!!!

Me and Seinfeld. And my strawberries.
It's like a bloody fairy tale!
I sense something very wrong coming about in this fairy tale.....😲

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We have a local winery that makes a strawberry wine that tastes like angels copulating on your tongue. mmm heavenly stuff

but.....seinfeld arrrrrggggh they should have morphed him into Friends then we would only have one stupid witless load of tripe on the set.... I take that back...tripe is nice with onions...seinfeld isn't so stick him up yur fairy tail.... 😛😉😀

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Seinfeld was about to start.
So, I went to the fridge for some carrots.
Not that I really felt like carrots, but that's all we have in the house. Or at least...that's what I thought.

I opened the fridge and LO AND BEHOLD....A whole tub of lovely red strawberries!

Oh yes!
And nobody else home, so they're all for me!

FOR ME I TELLS YA!!!!

Me and Seinfeld. And my strawberries.
It's like a bloody fairy tale!
Shav ... do you also watch Law and Order before Seinfeld like I?

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Originally posted by NicolaiS
Shav ... do you also watch Law and Order before Seinfeld like I?
No way!
If I can't laugh at it, then I don't watch it on weekdays.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
No way!
If I can't laugh at it, then I don't watch it on weekdays.
Darn ... I really thought we had something in common here ... 😞

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Seinfeld was about to start.
So, I went to the fridge for some carrots.
Not that I really felt like carrots, but that's all we have in the house. Or at least...that's what I thought.

I opened the fridge and LO AND BEHOLD....A whole tub of lovely red strawberries!

Oh yes!
And nobody else home, so they're all for me!

FOR ME I TELLS YA!!!!

Me and Seinfeld. And my strawberries.
It's like a bloody fairy tale!
You are going to be in trouble when someone gets home.

ES

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Originally posted by shavixmir
No way!
If I can't laugh at it, then I don't watch it on weekdays.
Originally posted by NicolaiS
Shav ... do you also watch Law and Order before Seinfeld like I?

I like to watch COPS when I'm feeling down. (It's terrible what they do to those poor people who are just trying to have some fun!) But, it makes me feel better that that person wasn't me. 😉

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Originally posted by arrakis
Originally posted by NicolaiS
Shav ... do you also watch Law and Order before Seinfeld like I?

I like to watch COPS when I'm feeling down. (It's terrible what they do to those poor people who are just trying to have some fun!) But, it makes me feel better that that person wasn't me. 😉
you are one f'd up individual. Seinfield isnt that bad.... I guess

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
You are going to be in trouble when someone gets home.

ES
I thought about that after I'd eaten the strawberries.
But, you know...they were so good...

I guess if push comes to shove I'll just say: "I didn't know they were yours."

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Originally posted by shavixmir
I thought about that after I'd eaten the strawberries.
But, you know...they were so good...

I guess if push comes to shove I'll just say: "I didn't know they were yours."
yet who else would they belong to?

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Originally posted by thenegativeinfinity1
yet who else would they belong to?
There is no such thing as the perfect crime. Stop picking holes in my plan. Who the hell do you think you are? Agatha bloody Christie or something??

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Originally posted by thenegativeinfinity1
you are one f'd up individual. Seinfield isnt that bad.... I guess
Gee, you must not get the humor eh?

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Originally posted by arrakis
Gee, you must not get the humor eh?
there is no humor in cops

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Originally posted by shavixmir
I thought about that after I'd eaten the strawberries.
But, you know...they were so good...

I guess if push comes to shove I'll just say: "I didn't know they were yours."
Try this: Help! I was attacked! I was sitting there, minding my own business, when a bunch of young ruffians broke down the door and jumped on meh! I did my best to fight them off, but they went for the strawberries in the fridge! I tried to save the strawberries! I did! OMG! The evil in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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