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Ovid (43 B.C. - A.D. 18)

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unless your buying it for her!! ๐Ÿ™„

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A mate from work was browbeaten into buying an expensive piece of jewellery for his girlfriend, a week or two ago. I told him that indulging her in this way was a grievous error, and that it would now get worse.


He has just been enrolled in ballroom dancing classes.

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Originally posted by dyl
A mate from work was browbeaten into buying an expensive piece of jewellery for his girlfriend, a week or two ago. I told him that indulging her in this way was a grievous error, and that it would now get worse.


He has just been enrolled in ballroom dancing classes.
haha...uho he's in trouble!

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Originally posted by Mangy Mooose
Ovid (43 B.C. - A.D. 18)
It's our genetic destiny. We need to buy stuff, but it's even better to have stuff bought for us.

And buying lavish gifts for girlfriends is never a mistake......we will be eternally gratefull (well at least for a month) and be more than happy to show our appreciation. ๐Ÿ˜‰

Just remember that if you happen to be a lousy shopper cash is a reasonable replacement for a gift.

Jewlery is NEVER a bad idea! Fake jewlery will get you stabbed in the groin.



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Men will buy a $1 item for $2.

Women will buy a $2 item that they don't need for $1.

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But it's on sale!

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Originally posted by Nyxie
But it's on sale!
Not to mention that you can always return it later....preferably for store credit!

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Originally posted by Crowley
Men will buy a $1 item for $2.

Women will buy a $2 item that they don't need for $1.
And the company chuckles because it knows that both cost only 3 cents to make.

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Originally posted by dyl
A mate from work was browbeaten into buying an expensive piece of jewellery for his girlfriend, a week or two ago. I told him that indulging her in this way was a grievous error, and that it would now get worse.


He has just been enrolled in ballroom dancing classes.
This could be his salvation. My wife, in a cunning move, signed us up for ballroom dancing classes and guilted me into going. However, after screwing up catastrophically we never went back. The carnage has to be spectacular though, start small with minor clumsiness and climax with wiping out a punch bowl, the instructor and crushing an old lady.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
This could be his salvation. My wife, in a cunning move, signed us up for ballroom dancing classes and guilted me into going. However, after screwing up catastrophically we never went back. The carnage has to be spectacular though, start small with minor clumsiness and climax with wiping out a punch bowl, the instructor and crushing an old lady.
They've got punch at these things?! Is it free? ๐Ÿ˜›

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Originally posted by dyl
A mate from work was browbeaten into buying an expensive piece of jewellery for his girlfriend, a week or two ago. I told him that indulging her in this way was a grievous error, and that it would now get worse.


He has just been enrolled in ballroom dancing classes.
The whip cracks.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
This could be his salvation. My wife, in a cunning move, signed us up for ballroom dancing classes and guilted me into going. However, after screwing up catastrophically we never went back. The carnage has to be spectacular though, start small with minor clumsiness and climax with wiping out a punch bowl, the instructor and crushing an old lady.
I think this plan would require little acting on my mate's part. If he hasn't already managed this I will be sure to pass on the advice.


By the way, did the old bird recover?

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Originally posted by dyl
I think this plan would require little acting on my mate's part. If he hasn't already managed this I will be sure to pass on the advice.


By the way, did the old bird recover?
Fortunately, I just clipped her, but, I took out the instructor with an elbow in the side of the neck. I also managed to pull most of the muscles in my lower back and wrench my knee, but, it was worth it. Very little acting was required on my part either, I'm not exactly grace personified and stepping on both of my feet at the same time was an easy thing to pull off.

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I'm not a woman so I wouln't know, but I cant seem to keep money in my pocket. There always some new tech toy I must have. Theres always stuff to buy, and i'm super happy to buy it. So does that make me a zombie or a sheep? Life and the choices that come with it๐Ÿ˜ต