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Please pee in the bowl, that is what it is there for 😛

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Please pee in the bowl, that is what it is there for 😛
I'll miss it anyway...

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Have you ever noticed how in urinals, the metal often turns green?

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
Have you ever noticed how in urinals, the metal often turns green?
No.
I close my eyes during the whole procedure.

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Originally posted by Doctor Rat
No.
I close my eyes during the whole procedure.
I happily watch.

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We aim to please. You aim too, please.

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Originally posted by pawnhandler
We aim to please. You aim too, please.
Clever...

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Originally posted by Raven69
Clever...
...stolen, but it was worth remembering.

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Please do not put cigar and or cigarette butts in the urinal. 🙂
(It makes them impossible to light. 😞 )

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
Please do not put cigar and or cigarette butts in the urinal. 🙂
(It makes them impossible to light. 😞 )
Please do not put cigar and or cigarette butts in the urinal. 🙂
(We don't piss in your ashtray. 😞 )

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We don't swim in your toilet, so please don't pee in our pool.