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Hi. I think its unfair that there isnt a level above BoyScouts for older guys.

If you are a guy over 18 and want to have some fun with me (even if its just over the Internet) send me a private message. Im 24/female from Los Angeles.

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Just wanna be friends. If youre a creep, dont bother messaging...

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Enter Bowmann 😵

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enter or delete?

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Originally posted by playfulpetra
enter or delete?
Patience honey.
He shows up on cue. 😉

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is that a good thing?
or watch out?

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Originally posted by playfulpetra
is that a good thing?
or watch out?
You'll have to be the judge of that. 😉

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um thanks, i think

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Originally posted by playfulpetra
um thanks, i think
He says he's busy at the moment but if you take a number he'll get back to you when he's good and ready. 😲🙄😕

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i dont know if i want that number 🙂

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Originally posted by playfulpetra
i dont know if i want that number 🙂
you wont, although he can be funny.

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!WARNING! The sirgeon general has determined that waiting for bowmann can cause undue fits of hysterical laughter by those who know this best.

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Originally posted by mokko
Enter Bowmann 😵
VLADIMIR:
We're waiting for Bowmann.
ESTRAGON:
(despairingly). Ah! (Pause.) You're sure it was here?
VLADIMIR:
What?
ESTRAGON:
That we were to wait.
VLADIMIR:
He said by the tree. (They look at the tree.) Do you see any others?
ESTRAGON:
What is it?
VLADIMIR:
I don't know. A willow.
ESTRAGON:
Where are the leaves?
VLADIMIR:
It must be dead.
ESTRAGON:
No more weeping.
VLADIMIR:
Or perhaps it's not the season.
ESTRAGON:
Looks to me more like a bush.
VLADIMIR:
A shrub.
ESTRAGON:
A bush.
VLADIMIR:
A—. What are you insinuating? That we've come to the wrong place?
ESTRAGON:
He should be here.
VLADIMIR:
He didn't say for sure he'd come.
ESTRAGON:
And if he doesn't come?
VLADIMIR:
We'll come back tomorrow.
ESTRAGON:
And then the day after tomorrow.
VLADIMIR:
Possibly.
ESTRAGON:
And so on.
VLADIMIR:
The point is—
ESTRAGON:
Until he comes.
VLADIMIR:
You're merciless.
ESTRAGON:
We came here yesterday.
VLADIMIR:
Ah no, there you're mistaken.
ESTRAGON:
What did we do yesterday?
VLADIMIR:
What did we do yesterday?
ESTRAGON:
Yes.
VLADIMIR:
Why . . . (Angrily.) Nothing is certain when you're about.
ESTRAGON:
In my opinion we were here.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
VLADIMIR:
We're waiting for Bowmann.
ESTRAGON:
(despairingly). Ah! (Pause.) You're sure it was here?
VLADIMIR:
What?
ESTRAGON:
That we were to wait.
VLADIMIR:
He said by the tree. (They look at the tree.) Do you see any others?
ESTRAGON:
What is it?
VLADIMIR:
I don't know. A willow. ...[text shortened]... thing is certain when you're about.
ESTRAGON:
In my opinion we were here.
VLADIMIR:
Calm yourself.
ESTRAGON:
(voluptuously.) Calm . . . calm . . . The English say cawm. (Pause.) You know the story of the Englishman in the brothel?
VLADIMIR:
Yes.
ESTRAGON:
Tell it to me.
VLADIMIR:
Ah stop it!
ESTRAGON:
An Englishman having drunk a little more than usual proceeds to a brothel. The bawd asks him if he wants a fair one, a dark one or a red-haired one. Go on.
VLADIMIR:
STOP IT!

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Originally posted by playfulpetra
Hi. I think its unfair that there isnt a level above BoyScouts for older guys.

If you are a guy over 18 and want to have some fun with me (even if its just over the Internet) send me a private message. Im 24/female from Los Angeles.
Hi, my name is cmsMaster, I like long walks on the beach, I'm a strapping young lad, and I enjoy pornography.