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ive seen em all top ten fat momma jokes top ten nobody gives me respect jokes but i wanna see anyone come up with top ten advantages of being fat

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Originally posted by Black Scorpion
ive seen em all top ten fat momma jokes top ten nobody gives me respect jokes but i wanna see anyone come up with top ten advantages of being fat
There arn't any.

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I'll start.

1. Being fit to play sumo.

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palynka started off lets continue remember keep em funny and silly

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You would last longer in a concentration camp.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
1. Girls who pack more weight have generally nicer looking vaginas.

2. Fat keeps you warm, so in cold weather it's better to be slightly fatter than slightly thinner.

3. In some cultures being "fat" is a sign of wealth.

4. Fatter people have a higher chance of cardiac arrest, meaning they don't have to kill themselves to get outta this hell hole ...[text shortened]... learly pathetic.

10. Fatter people are funnier to watch when they trip over things.
Fat people can drink more than skinny people.
Fat people are less likely to die from overdoses than skinny people.
Fat people give skinny people something to be thankful for.

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Making people smile.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
1. Girls who pack more weight have generally nicer looking vaginas.
If you can manage to find it.


You can make more and bigger candles out of fat people.

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
You can always get a job as one of those anonymous fat people showing their gut on the news stories about fat people.
Actually those are skinny people wearing fat suits.

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Fat people are always funny.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
1. Girls who pack more weight have generally nicer looking vaginas.

2. Fat keeps you warm, so in cold weather it's better to be slightly fatter than slightly thinner.

3. In some cultures being "fat" is a sign of wealth.

4. Fatter people have a higher chance of cardiac arrest, meaning they don't have to kill themselves to get outta this hell hole learly pathetic.

10. Fatter people are funnier to watch when they trip over things.
Ahem....

1. I can definetly say this is untrue. Besides the fact that you have to dig through waves of fat in order to have a look at it its just faulse.

2. No fat don´t keep you warm at least human fat don´t as it is not circulised with blood.

3. True

4. Very true

5. Never done that ! Did you ? Mmmh. Spare ribs

6. Nope fat people just stink.

7. I have to disagree with you I don´t like the Kate Moss style either but to much is to much.

8. Rubens sucks big time.

9. Think ahead in future. If gravity wins in her early twenties she never will have problems to wash her back once she passed the 30.

10. Thump up definetly true

My last thing: They burn much longer !

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Having something in common with the World Cup's greatest ever goalscorer.