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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Dear Slow,

Hit the escape key and the avatar stops moving.

HH
Before or after it has downloaded 0.5mb of junk?

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Originally posted by Ragnorak
Before or after it has downloaded 0.5mb of junk?

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Just wack the escape key repeatedly until the desired results are acheived. Failing this, hold down the ctrl, alt and del keys for a few seconds.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Just wack the escape key repeatedly until the desired results are acheived. Failing this, hold down the ctrl, alt and del keys for a few seconds.
What a load of twaddle!

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Originally posted by thecheat2
The hand gave me a great idea. An advice column. Everybody ask a question. It's free!
Dear cheat -
I have an aquaintance who copied someone elses idea for an advice column . But he's really crappy at it . How do I get him to stop ? Or better yet , how do I break the news to him that he has no reason to live and should go to a mountain top and lie down in the snow till he feels warm ?

- Hates Your Column

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tell him to kick your @$$! Yes i am a copycat! Happy?

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Originally posted by Bowmann
What a load of twaddle!
Dear Twaddler,

Its obvious that you have a significant amount of pent up rage stemming from your repressed feelings of inadequacy and latent homosexuality. It is my recommendation that you kill yourself immediately.... its for the best... really.

Always looking out for you,

The Hand.

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I have retired from the business officially letting the hand take over.

"I learned from the best and I still sucked"

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Yeah you did suck at this advice column!