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Originally posted by dyl
I wouldn't consider the 8-ball much help. 😉


The cat, however, is che@ing.
Hmmm... you might be right?!

ES

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In that case I found an excellent consultant.

http://www.indra.com/8ball/front.html

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Hmmm... you might be right?!

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Did you notice how I slipped your creative gem into my post, Phlab?

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Originally posted by Ringtailhunter
In that case I found an excellent consultant.

http://www.indra.com/8ball/front.html
Thanks, but not necessary. I've been using a Magic 8-Ball to make my moves since I arrived here.

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Originally posted by dyl
Thanks, but not necessary. I've been using a Magic 8-Ball to make my moves since I arrived here.
So that is how you got where you are. Very clever. Look out here I come!

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Originally posted by dyl
Did you notice how I slipped your creative gem into my post, Phlab?
I've cre@ed a monster...

😉

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Originally posted by Phlabibit

but please don't consult chess playing monkeys....

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CHESS PLAYING MONKEYS! I THOUGHT I WAS SAFE HERE, BUT NO. WHY CAN'T THEY JUST LEAVE ME ALONE? AHHHHHHH!!!!!

*to self* maybe poker. Yes, yes, that's it. Monkeys can't hold playing cards, can they? CAN THEY? THEY FOLLOW ME EVERYWHERE. LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!! HAHAHA (crazy) SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!!! GAH!! THEY'RE TRYING TO GET IN THROUGH THE WINDOWS! NO, HE'S GOT A GIANT BANANA! COME QUICK, THEY'RE BREAKING THE WINDOW. OH, GOD. NO, PLEASE-... DON'T ....

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Originally posted by ark13
CHESS PLAYING MONKEYS! I THOUGHT I WAS SAFE HERE, BUT NO. WHY CAN'T THEY JUST LEAVE ME ALONE? AHHHHHHH!!!!!

*to self* maybe poker. Yes, yes, that's it. Monkeys can't hold playing cards, can they? CAN THEY? THEY FOLLOW ME EVERYWHERE. LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!! HAHAHA (crazy) SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!!! GAH!! THEY'RE TRYING TO GET IN THROUGH THE WINDOWS! NO ...[text shortened]... A GIANT BANANA! COME QUICK, THEY'RE BREAKING THE WINDOW. OH, GOD. NO, PLEASE-... DON'T ....
i think it's time for you to come and join angie's clan...we'd be glad to have you, and you definatly have the right credentials!

fred

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Originally posted by ark13
CHESS PLAYING MONKEYS! I THOUGHT I WAS SAFE HERE, BUT NO. WHY CAN'T THEY JUST LEAVE ME ALONE? AHHHHHHH!!!!!

*to self* maybe poker. Yes, yes, that's it. Monkeys can't hold playing cards, can they? CAN THEY? THEY FOLLOW ME EVERYWHERE. LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!! HAHAHA (crazy) SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!!! GAH!! THEY'RE TRYING TO GET IN THROUGH THE WINDOWS! NO ...[text shortened]... A GIANT BANANA! COME QUICK, THEY'RE BREAKING THE WINDOW. OH, GOD. NO, PLEASE-... DON'T ....
Monkeys don't play Poker....

http://www.rhp15.com/pictures/royalf.JPG

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Hmmm...

Books
Database
Tarot Cards
Magic 8-balls
coin flips
dead relatives
cats
dogs
parots

but please don't consult chess playing monkeys....

ES
Well then, here's the tough followup. Since I *know* my cat, or magic 8 ball won't really help me, consulting them would be the equivalent of coin flip, random, and of no use.

But ... what if I believed the seance and dead relatives could communicate with me (whether they really could or not)? The result might still be random, but with *intent* to benfit from illegal outside assistance.

Can anyone tell I don't really feel like working this afternoon?

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Monkeys don't play Poker....

http://www.rhp15.com/pictures/royalf.JPG

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Oh, thank god!

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Originally posted by Freddie2004
i think it's time for you to come and join angie's clan...we'd be glad to have you, and you definatly have the right credentials!

fred
I don't know. I think I may just be too crazy for you guys. GalaxyShield can attest to some of my insane dialoge during our games.

But in all seriousness, I'm happy with my 2 clans right now, and I want to put as much energy into them as possible.

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Originally posted by ark13
I don't know. I think I may just be too crazy for you guys. GalaxyShield can attest to some of my insane dialoge during our games.

But in all seriousness, I'm happy with my 2 clans right now, and I want to put as much energy into them as possible.
Yes, I've seen the madness and chaos that this ark fellow can bring. Imagine a tornado wrapped in a hurricane and then sandwiched between an earthquake and a lightning bolt and you're barely scratching the surface of what this guy can do. The stuff he comes up with is grade A psychotic, imagine darvlay's, no1's, kirksey's, and shav's brain all thrown in to 1 brain and you've got ark. To freddie and the rest of the crazies, I highly suggest you leave this ark fellow alone. If he joins he'll single handedly destroy the clan from the inside. Starting with that wonderful salad and donut bar that your clan has. Be careful guys, be very careful.....

Josh

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Originally posted by GalaxyShield
...imagine darvlay's, no1's, kirksey's, and shav's brain all thrown in to 1 brain and you've got ark. ...
Should I just ban him now?!

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Should I just ban him now?!

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No! HIRE HIM!!