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Originally posted by PBE6
No! HIRE HIM!!
Is this thread 'trouble bait' or what?

ES

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Should I just ban him now?!

ES
I'd be careful. If you ban him, he might set those chess playing monkeys on you.

Your list of what's allowed was very helpful, but I still have some questions. What about llamas, for example? And when you are talking about cats, do you mean BIG CATS or small and fluffy ones?

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Originally posted by dyl
I'm afraid so, Angie. Any outside help (obviously excluding books) which could affect the result of the game is a nono.
Ditto

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Your list of what's allowed was very helpful, but I still have some questions. What about llamas, for example? And when you are talking about cats, do you mean BIG CATS or small and fluffy ones?[/b]
I'm worried if we start opening this up to llamas. I'm pretty sure the average llama has a higher rating than me!

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So, Magic 8-Ball, what should I do in this position?


*whisha wisha wisha* (That's me, shaking the bloody thing).


It is decidedly so.


....Okay, thankyou. How about this position?


*whisha wisha wisha*


You may rely on it.


Great. And this one?


*whisha wisha wisha*


After moving pawn to c3 to strengthen your centre, I strongly advice exchanging knights on f6, moving your White squared bishop to d3, and then placing your Queen on c2.


Oh, you stupid bloody thing. Are you broken? Where did you learn to play chess? I'll ask you one more time: what should I do in this position?


*whisha wisha wisha*


*sigh* Signs point to yes.


Excellent.

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swish swish swish magic 8-ball says resign.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
I've cre@ed a monster...

😉

ES
stop th@