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Ahh yes.. The single life!!

Ahh yes.. The single life!!

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So as some of you may know I recently got a divorce which went very well indeed... only lost 2 kids, 1 truck, and 5 houses. Since then I have gone back to my old habits and recently started sleeping with an ex-stripper that wasnt exactly divorced YET. After months of a disgruntled husband wanting to kill me, the relationship with said girl ended abruptly when she wanted to be treated other than a skanky little stripper girl. So last night I end up taking a 22 year old beautiful little girl with some brand new boobies to the club in which the previously mentioned husband was there with his new girlfriend. After a time the couple leave and get in their vehicle that was sitting next to mine and then me and my new girlfriend exit a short time later. Just so happened a knife fell into the sidewall of my brand new Procomp 35" mud tire (Retail Price 279.99). No problem... I really dont mind killing somebody over 300 USD. I then started to call everybody in my phone to at least get my girl home before bedtime so I could take care of the truck.46 phone calls later... there is only one dumba$s that I knew would answer the phone at 1am.. thats right boys and girls... MY ex-wife. That ride with the new girlfriend and the ex can be a whole other story.yeah. Then there was 7 more tow truck companies to call be for Bettie-Sue would get off her 350 pound butt and answer the phone and have her husband come tow me home...( because I only had one flat and didnt want 3 more by the morning). So the loud tow truck rolls up in the driveway at God30 in the morning and wakes up every one hundred and dead person in this rich a$s snobby neighborhood who was more than happy to show their unhappiness with me this morning. There is something about a 90 year lady flipping you off that kinda makes a person feel bad.... good thing I have no heart and dont give a F.... but I digress. So anyways I grounded myself tonight... so i can do it all again tomorrow!

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Hi, I am Josef Fritzl, would you like to see my basement?

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Originally posted by epic0002
So as some of you may know I recently got a divorce which went very well indeed... only lost 2 kids, 1 truck, and 5 houses. Since then I have gone back to my old habits and recently started sleeping with an ex-stripper that wasnt exactly divorced YET. After months of a disgruntled husband wanting to kill me, the relationship with said girl ended abruptly wh ...[text shortened]... F.... but I digress. So anyways I grounded myself tonight... so i can do it all again tomorrow!
Uh, you ever heard of Taxis?

It sounds like your ex is a diamond whereas you seem to be
going through some kind of mid-life crisis.
'Sounds like she got out just in time.

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Originally posted by epic0002
So as some of you may know I recently got a divorce which went very well indeed... only lost 2 kids, 1 truck, and 5 houses. Since then I have gone back to my old habits and recently started sleeping with an ex-stripper that wasnt exactly divorced YET. After months of a disgruntled husband wanting to kill me, the relationship with said girl ended abruptly wh ...[text shortened]... F.... but I digress. So anyways I grounded myself tonight... so i can do it all again tomorrow!
Take heart, the ex can be counted on for still sharing the most disappointing and annoying events in your life forever.

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Originally posted by epic0002
So as some of you may know I recently got a divorce which went very well indeed... only lost 2 kids, 1 truck, and 5 houses. Since then I have gone back to my old habits and recently started sleeping with an ex-stripper that wasnt exactly divorced YET. After months of a disgruntled husband wanting to kill me, the relationship with said girl ended abruptly wh ...[text shortened]... F.... but I digress. So anyways I grounded myself tonight... so i can do it all again tomorrow!
FAIL

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Originally posted by epic0002
So as some of you may know I recently got a divorce which went very well indeed... only lost 2 kids, 1 truck, and 5 houses. Since then I have gone back to my old habits and recently started sleeping with an ex-stripper that wasnt exactly divorced YET. After months of a disgruntled husband wanting to kill me, the relationship with said girl ended abruptly wh ...[text shortened]... F.... but I digress. So anyways I grounded myself tonight... so i can do it all again tomorrow!
You're the worst.

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Originally posted by epic0002
So as some of you may know I recently got a divorce which went very well indeed... only lost 2 kids, 1 truck, and 5 houses. Since then I have gone back to my old habits and recently started sleeping with an ex-stripper that wasnt exactly divorced YET. After months of a disgruntled husband wanting to kill me, the relationship with said girl ended abruptly wh ...[text shortened]... F.... but I digress. So anyways I grounded myself tonight... so i can do it all again tomorrow!
i would laugh if you found out you had crabs or something