Hehe, nice to see the site again. Good to see your still making great improvements to the site as always Russ!
I haven't been on here in a while due to the fact I'm taking GCSE's this year and I am finding I have little free time. Anyway, I'll get straight to the point after a long and seemingly pointless story...
It all started a couple of months back, me and my friends decided to go to the local indie club for a laugh. It was the first time we'd gone to a club or whatever until the early hours and we all drunk too much and ended up crashing out at my friend's house in a tent in his back garden.
Next morning I wake up sprawled across an inflatable bed wondering where the hell I am. I sit up and see my mates having a chat. They are talking about this girl one of my friends got off with. The conversation moves on to the subject of kissing. I suddenly realise that the only time I've ever tried to kiss a girl properly is when I've been pissed out of my mind and actually have no idea of what to do. Once we have all had a large dose of caffeine, we all decide we'll do it again next month.
I decided that finding out how to kiss properly should be a priority, so I decide the internet with have the answer, WRONG! I trawled through hundreds of crappy sites that explained nothing to me and let me even more confused than before.
I then remembered ol' RHP with Shav etc all talking about this kinda stuff and now I'm here.
So, anyone got any good advice on this subject that they got to pass on to the cext generation or am I just going to get flamed a bit? Time will tell...
Originally posted by orkyboyHi,
Hehe, nice to see the site again. Good to see your still making great improvements to the site as always Russ!
I haven't been on here in a while due to the fact I'm taking GCSE's this year and I am finding I have little free time. Anyway, I'll get straight to the point after a long and seemingly pointless story...
It all started a couple of months ...[text shortened]... got to pass on to the cext generation or am I just going to get flamed a bit? Time will tell...
Nice to see you still alive!
Top 10 rules to abide to when kissing:
10. If she's got herpes lips...don't kiss her (looks like little red blisters around the mouth).
9. You are not a cement mixer, don't kiss like one. You don't have to stick your tongue down her throat and you don't have to tickle her tonsils.
8. Have a fresh breath (so NOT so much alcohol, especially in the begin). This includes making sure there's no spinach, or whatever, stuck between your teeth.
7. Don't hold her head when you're kissing her.
6. Don't bite or blow into her mouth whilst you are kissing her. Do not drool while you are kissing her and don't suck on her tongue the first 10x you are kissing her.
5. Start gently and build up a game.
4. Move your lips around, they're not a vacume cleaner and you don't have to remain stationary. Don't move them around too fast though, you don't want to seem like an ADD patient on crack.
3. Touch her face every so often, hold her hand or gently put a hand on her waist or bum.
2. Don't kiss too long. You don't want jaw cramp and it's better to do a short kiss (20 to 40 seconds) and repeat it a couple of times (so breaking the mouth to mouth contact) than snogging for an hour.
1. Don't worry. Never worry. It will all go fine. And if it doesn't, laugh. It's not the end of the world.
The check is on the way.
Originally posted by orkyboyPerhaps you already know how to kiss... you didn't wake up in the tent with a dress on, did you?
Hehe, nice to see the site again. Good to see your still making great improvements to the site as always Russ!
I haven't been on here in a while due to the fact I'm taking GCSE's this year and I am finding I have little free time. Anyway, I'll get straight to the point after a long and seemingly pointless story...
It all started a couple of months ...[text shortened]... got to pass on to the cext generation or am I just going to get flamed a bit? Time will tell...
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Originally posted by shavixmirOne important rule: if you are already in bed and kissing, be sure
Hi,
Nice to see you still alive!
[b]Top 10 rules to abide to when kissing:
10. If she's got herpes lips...don't kiss her (looks like little red blisters around the mouth).
9. You are not a cement mixer, don't kiss like one. You don't have to stick your tongue down her throat and you don't have to tickle her tonsils.
8. Have a fr ...[text shortened]... go fine. And if it doesn't, laugh. It's not the end of the world.
The check is on the way.[/b]
if your nose is dripping snot, don't get any in her eye.....
Originally posted by shavixmirthanks. Very helpful, considering I have a date tonight... first one in ages (=maybe half a year)
Hi,
Nice to see you still alive!
[b]Top 10 rules to abide to when kissing:
10. If she's got herpes lips...don't kiss her (looks like little red blisters around the mouth).
9. You are not a cement mixer, don't kiss like one. You don't have to stick your tongue down her throat and you don't have to tickle her tonsils.
8. Have a fr ...[text shortened]... go fine. And if it doesn't, laugh. It's not the end of the world.
The check is on the way.[/b]
And yeah, since somebody will ask anyway... yeah, the 26-year old guy 😉
(I love my parents. They extended my curfew to 1:30 am (usually it's midnight), and they're letting me out on the local drinking festival (Heidelberger Herbst if somebody wants to know) with a group of guys who are all at least 7 years older than me. And no, I don't want to hear anyone's opinion on that... I'm happy 😉)
That's great, Angie!
Did you think maybe you could get a job caring for the elderly after school?
I know if I get to 90, I'd probably appreciate a nice 17-year old trying out shav's top ten on me... and I'm sure there are plenty of OAPs who think that way too.
It might vocational for you...